1.Asphalt describes rectal problems. T or F
2.A G-string is part of a fiddle. T or F
3.Fetus is a character on Gunsmoke. T or F
4.An umbilical cord is part of a
parachute. T or F
5.A diaphram is a drawing in geometry.T or F
6.Anus is latin term for yearly. T or F
7.A condom is a large apartment complex. T or F
The following quotes were taken from actual medical records, as dictated by physicians: By the time he was admitted, his rapid heart had stopped, and he was feeling better. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year. On the second day the knee was better and on the third day it had completely disappeared. She has had no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night. The patient has been depressed ever since she began seeing me in 1983. Patient was released to outpatient department without dressing. The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed. Discharge status: Alive but without permission. The patient will need disposition, and therefore we will get the doctor to dispose of him. The patient refused an autopsy. The patient has no past history of suicides.