Fashion Nation

She's on TV again
And I'm thinking
(something she couldn't ken)
that she should throw away
the pastels, the colourful clothes
and adopt something more fitting

I'm sure she'd look better
In a little black or brown number
(but she doesn't like those colours)
attractive to any bigot
in her new s-s so sexy uniform
enough to turn any head
sharp as a knife to the right

maybe she'd be a smashing success
in Australia's struggling suburbs
with some new boots
and a nice little armband,
for we all know, politics is style
Fashion Uber Alles

Don't look for innovation
or any great surprises,
but I can tell you one thing
wearing white bedsheets will be in,
when we finally become united,
as One (sartorial) Nation.