Yes, I've done it again. Elizabeth Hurley (of Austin powers fame, and that person who was going out with that Hugh Grant off of the telly, and wore that dress, now known as 'that dress' - the one with the safety pins up the side.), is in fact Death.

Now, although not many people know this, I am trusting you - the reader with this information. If the paparazzi got hold of this little gem, poor Ms Hurley would be in a spot of bother, not to mention all those scientists that would poke around to see exactly what death is.

Now, if I died and Liz Hurley came to usher me into the next world, I would't be too bothered so long as she did it. Imaging, an everyday person being personally dealt with by the woman in question.

On with the proof I here you cry. well without further ado - here is a photo I managed to get from an undergound force known as the lone gunwomen. They have helped me on many occasions. regretably some of them are of the utmost importance and I regret that I cannot tell you as yet. Don't fret though, I am in a constatnt battle with my superiors to get the truth out. There are only a few 'snippets' of info that seep out of the federation into my hands. (Dont tell them though)
 
 
Technically, seing as people have been dieing ever since the very beginning of people, which was quite a while ago let me tell you, Death has been around since near the beginning too. This would make it immortal and therefore, Liz Hurley is immortal as well. This can lead to certain problems, as I'm sure you know or can at least guess. The ageing thing - Its probably a bit like the highlander. All its loves dieing off. But wait. Being death it can stop this, so anyone dating Liz must be immortal too, at least the people it like will be anyway. Heres some additional usefull advice. DON'T PISS IT OFF, being Death, it can kill you quite easliy one would assume.
 

The obvious thing here is that she has unwittingly allowed her true form to show through. Precicley why this has happened is unknown. What prompted this lets face it 'unusual'  behaviour could be some sort of leaving the physical form to usher souls or something. This would mean that the photo was taken at the same time it was entering or leaving that physical form, which I can guess is an extremley fast action that must take something in the riegion of 0.1 to even 0.2 of a billisecond.
 

Spooky stuff huh?

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Celery - ik