Yes it is. As you know already (or at least you should do, if not READ THE OTHER BITS ON THE WEBPAGE!) I am a much traveled man. What with having been not only to the front room, but the kitchen as well in the space of a few minutes. I have heard of a disturbing problem sweeping the youth of our nations.

Now as a rule I like the idea of vampires, but generally they are not strictly speaking real, save only in our imaginations. Albeit, ther are some folks out there that believe themselves to be vampires. I coudn't really care less what they do. unfortunatley, proof has been found of potato vampirism. A case brought on by drinking Vodka - also known as raw potato blood. In extreme cases the 'fangs' have taken on the appearence of chips.

The picture here shows one individual who is fully 'vamped out' note the way he holds his hands. I also believe that this poor guy is also on nesquick resin, as the swelling of the eyes tends to indicate this.

The case of Potato vampirism has no known cure. All attempts to study this have resulted in death of captives. The photo was taken in situ. Again I cannot disclose the location of the individual in question, as the authoritys would be onto him and subject him to some sort of autopsys and stuff.