Scene Five
The Knopf living
room, early the following morning. ROSALIE is collecting her school books
as NADINE enters from the kitchen carrying a small bulging grocery beg
which SHE extends toward her daughter.
ROSALIE
What’s that?
NADINE
It’s your lunch.
ROSALIE
Oh, Mama…you made me a turkey.
NADINE
It’s not a turkey. It’s two
sandwiches, a piece of cake, a banana and a tangerine.
ROSALIE
I can’t eat all that.
NADINE
You always eat all that.
ROSALIE
(opening the bag, extracting one sandwich and the piece of cake, putting
them on the table,
imitating Betty Claire Richmond)
Not since I’m goin’ to
the Christmas Dance, with Ham Hudson. I gotta lose weight.
NADINE
Ham Hudson?
ROSALIE
He was the big one who was
over on Friday. He’s one o’ those who believes, Mama. He believes
my brother is Art Knopf, he believes Chuck Hatfield is his best friend,
and he believes I’m going to the Christmas Dance with him.
NADINE
Rosalie, what is this
all about?
(A car is heard driving
up and parking. ROSALIE peers out the window, then begins guiding Nadine
toward the bedroom.)
ROSALIE
Excuse me, Mama, but it’s
integratin’ time.
(NADINE stares in
bewilderment as ROSALIE closes the bedroom door. Then
we hear a knock.)
ROSALIE
Why, Betty Claire Richmond!
And Sharlene!
(THE GIRLS enter.
BETTY CLAIRE is a dimpled young thing with a mole on her left cheek, a
mellifluous Georgia drawl and one of the most fantastic bodies in all of
Florida.)
ROSALIE
You look so well, Betty Claire.
And, you, Sharlene, you look so tired.
SHARLENE
I was up till two this morning
doing thirty pages of Spanish translation. Why didn’t you tell me…?
BETTY CLAIRE
I didn’t realize you lived
just six blocks away from us, Rosalie. Why, I declare, it was a complete
surprise to me until Sharlene said, not more than five minutes ago,
"Wouldn’t it be a gesture of thoughtfulness and friendship if we asked
Rosalie Knopf to ride to school with us?" Didn’t you, Sharlene?
SHARLENE
Yeah.
BETTY CLAIRE
So that’s why we’re here.
ROSALIE
Why?
BETTY CLAIRE
To ask you to ride to school
with us.
ROSALIE
Oh, Betty Claire. Two on
a bike is unsafe enough.
BETTY CLAIRE
I’ve got my car, Rosalie.
ROSALIE
Your car?
SHARLENE
Some people have cars.
ROSALIE
What kind of car?
BETTY CLAIRE
A four door sedan.
ROSALIE
I mean, what make?
BETTY CLAIRE
Why, a brand new 1956 Plymouth.
ROSALIE
Oh.
BETTY CLAIRE
Sharlene has a 1951 Olds.
ROSALIE
That’s American, too.
SHARLENE
What’s wrong with American?
ROSALIE
Oh, nothing.
BETTY CLAIRE
What is it, Rosalie?
ROSALIE
You’d laugh at me.
BETTY CLAIRE
We’d never laugh at you,
Rosalie.
ROSALIE
Promise?
BETTY CLAIRE
Scout’s honor.
ROSALIE
Sharlene didn’t promise.
BETTY CLAIRE
Sharlene…
SHARLENE
Why should…?
BETTY CLAIRE
Sharlene…
SHARLENE
Scout’s honor.
ROSALIE
I’ve got autophobia.
SHARLENE
Huh?
ROSALIE
I’ve always had autophobia.
Ever since my parents had a Kaiser-Frasier that fell apart in the middle
of Beacon Hill.
BETTY CLAIRE
What is autophobia, Rosalie?
ROSALIE
You’ve never heard of autophobia?
BETTY CLAIRE
Of course, I’ve heard
of it. I just always forget what it means.
ROSALI E
It’s fear of cars.
SHARLENE
Fear of cars?!
ROSALIE
All that chrome.
SHARLENE
I like that chrome.
ROSALIE
Oh, it’s pretty. It certainly
is. And I don’t have anything against it on cloudy days.
BETTY CLAIRE
On cloudy days?
ROSALIE
Only on days like today.
When the sun is out and it keeps reflecting and reflecting.
SHARLENE
So what?
ROSALIE
It causes accidents.
BETTY CLAIRE
The chrome does?
ROSALIE
The sun shining on the chrome.
It blinds the people in the front seat.
SHARLENE
That’s the most ridiculous
thing I’ve ever heard.
ROSALIE
It’s statistics, Sharlene.
Didn’t you read that article in the Reader’s Digest, "The Dangers of Silver
Chrome"?
SHARLENE
No, I didn’t. And what’s
more I think…
BETTY CLAIRE
I read it, Rosalie.
ROSALIE
Then you understand.
BETTY CLAIRE
Of course I do. But you don’t
have to sit in the front seat, Rosalie. You can sit in the back seat.
ROSALIE
That’s sweet of you, Betty
Claire. But somebody has to sit is the front seat. The driver, for instance.
SHARLENE
(tugging at Betty Claire’s am)
Come on. Let’s go..
BETTY CLAIRE
I’ll tell you what. I’ll
push the seat back as far as it can go.
ROSALIE
Thank you, Betty Claire,
but I…
SHARLENE
Come on…
BETTY CLAIRE
And I’ll put the visor down
and sit all the way back like this. It’ll be so safe.
ROSALIE
I think I’d better ride my
bike.
(BETTY CLAIRE hesitates a moment, sighs and turns.)
BETTY CLAIRE
All right Rosalie.
(SHE begins to walk toward the door with a look of puzzlement and frustration.)
ROSALIE
There are same cars without
chrome that don’t frighten me.
BETTY CLAIRE
There are?
ROSALIE
A few foreign cars.
BETTY CLAIRE
Like what kind, Rosalie?
ROSALIE
Well, there’s one you probably
never heard of. It’s called a Porsche.
BETTY CLAIRE
Diane has a Porsche!
ROSALIE
She does?
LIGHTS DIM
