The Guide on
How to Tell If You're Obsessed With Monsters Inc

NOTE: I haven't done all of these things (though some I have), they're mostly from my imagination.

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You dress up as one of the MI characters for Halloween.

You set a monster trap near your closet door to catch one - just in case.

You've watched the movie 42 times - and that's only during the first week you had it!

You can say all your favorite character's lines perfectly and you can even imitate their voice.

You try to eat paper, just to see if it really tastes as good as monsters say it does.

You start to suspect that your teacher is conspiring with Roz to give you more homework.

You sign your name with "Boggs", "Wazowski", "Sullivan", or "Boo" at the end and swear you're related.

You attempt to camouflage into the walls when you get in trouble - but, unfortunately, it doesn't work.

You record your favorite monster's roar, hoping to scare the heck out of that annoying kid in school.

You consider naming your pets after one of the monsters.

You get a pet lizard and name it Randall.

You name your favorite green beachball "Mike". Even though, everyone can't figure out why you gave it a name in the first place.

You wonder if Mike was the inspiration for the green M&Ms, besides each one has a big "M" on it!

You collect every collectable you can find that has your favorite character on it.

You write fan fiction.

You write LOTS of fan fiction.

You try to join an RPG as your favorite character.

You create a girl/boy monster for your favorite character to fall in love with.

You wait for Mike - not your mom - to wake you up in the morning. One of these days it's bound to happen right?

You like Roz. You begin to like homework and prefer to do it over other activities. That might explain why your friends are starting to look at you strangely. ^_^

You hope that the first boss you get doesn't happen to be Waternoose.

On vacation to the Everglades National Park, you keep a lookout for Randall.

You insist for a fact that you know your favorite character personally, since they come though your closet every night.

You make note of songs that make you think of your fave character. Hey, they might come in handy - like for fics, maybe.

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