| Hi, I'm Jarred. I'm one of the founders of karaoke night and choreographer of Random Acts of Pleasure. I'm 96 years old and I am currently enrolled at Boston University. I've been a freshman since 1932, ahh the tradition. I was once known a the flying cannon ball in the John Berry's Flying Circus. I traveled with them untill I was ten when my parents decided the circus life was just too much. We moved to a little place called Studsville, Missouri where I was voted most likely to become a stud in high school. My favorite activity is running with the leprechauns in the anceint Irish festival the Running of the Leprechauns. I love watching Dawson's Creek, when will the all be friends again? My favorite meal is peanutbutter and clam sauce. There's nothing like a good clam. Jumping jacks are better than getting run over by an angry group of old ladies that just missed the early bird special. |
