Letter from the President and CEO

September 2004

Hello,

Welcome to my official website.  As you can imagine, tens of my adoring fans often ask me, "So, Randy, what are you up to these days?"  And since I am completely uninterested in REAL human contact, I've responded by developing this TOTALLY TRICKED-OUT website!

                               Enjoy!

                               Randy W. Chiu, Esquire *

* Warning:  I am NOT a lawyer of any kind and absolve myself from any legal-type advice you may glean from these hallowed pages.  The reference of "Esquire" is from that fine piece of cinematic history "Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure" starring Keanu Reeves.  So as you can already see, I have attempted to make much of this website as obnoxious as possible, therefore proceed with great caution.