Meetings

There was great disorder in the Hall of the August Personages.

"All these meetings have really confused me," said the Lord of Storms. " Now I don't know if I have to send rain or generate a storm."

The Lord of Happiness was equally furious. " I don't know if I have to reward a person with a lucky win or deliver hope to their doorstep."

" What about me ?" said the Lord of Natural Disasters, " I don't know when to move the Earth or when to erupt a volcano."

The Lord of Orders ( whose job was to organise meetings) finally spoke.

" Let us," he said, " hold a meeting to discuss our meetings."

Moral: A rooster only gets pleasure in crowing.