A Qualified Apology.
A generous man was hopping mad when he saw the book he had lent to his colleague.
Scribbled inside the front jacket was the name of the man who had borrowed the book.
The generous man fumed and scolded.
The scribbler said, " Alright, I am sorry. You don't have to get so mad. I will erase my name from the inside front jacket and rewrite it at the back of the book ".
Moral : Never qualify an apology.