DICTIONARY OF MEDICAL TERMS

Anti-Body against everyone

Artery study of paintings

Bacteria back door to a cafeteria

Barium what to do when treatment fails

Bowel letters like A E I O or U

Caesarean Section a district in Rome

Cardiology advanced study of poker playing

Cat Scan searching for ones lost kitty

Cauterize made eye contact with her

Colic sheep dog

Coma punctuation mark

Congenital friendly

D/C where Washington is

Dilate to live long

Enema not a friend

Fester quicker

Genes blue denim slacks

Hangnail coat hook

Hemorrhoid a male From outer space

Impotent distinguished, well known

Inpatient tired of waiting

Labor Pain hurt at work

Medical Staff a doctor's cane

Minor Operation coal digging

Morbid a higher bid

Nitrate cheaper than the Day Rate

Node was aware of

Organic organ repairman

Outpatient a person who has fainted

Paralyze two far-fetched stories

Pharmacist person who makes a living dealing in

agriculture

Post-Operative a letter carrier

Protein in favor of young people

Recovery Room place to upholster furniture

Rheumatic amorous

Saline where you go on your boyfriend's boat

Secretion hiding something

Tablet a small table

Terminal Illness getting sick at the airport

Tibia country in North Africa

Tumor an extra pair

Urine opposite of You're Out

Varicose nearby

Vein conceited

A Blonde Buys a Television

 A blonde goes into an appliance store looking for a television.

After a few minutes, she picks one out and approaches the

salesman. "I want to buy this television."she says. The

salesman replies " Sorry, we don't serve blondes here."

She gets mad, leaves and goes home. She dyes her hair brown and

returns to the store.

"I want to buy this television." she says to the salesman,

getting the same response; "Sorry miss, we don't serve blondes

here."

She leaves again, frustrated. She goes home and proceeds to

shave her head, eyebrows and all, leaving no visible trace of

blonde hair on her head. Upon returning to the store, she once

again approaches the salesman.

"Sir, I would like to purchace this television, and I don't want

any problems." To which the salesman replies, "Sorry Miss, We

don't serve blondes."

Fed up with this, She cries "How can you tell that I am a

blonde? I have dyed my hair and even resorted to shaving my

head!" To which the salesman replied, " Well Miss, that

television you are trying to buy is a microwave!"