Short Takes

Have ya heard...according to psychiatric evaluations by doctors at

Massachusetts General Hospital, Mike Tyson is psychologically fit to fight

again. "Tyson's overjoyed," says Jay Leno. "He told doctors all he needed

was a sympathetic ear."

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A man went to the Police Station to talk to the burglar who had broken into

his house the night before. "You'll get your chance in court," said the Desk

Sergeant.

"No, no, no!" said the man. "I want to know how he got into the house without

waking my wife. I've been trying for years."

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Joe said, "Know what, Charlie? I killed 5 flies yesterday, 3 males and 2

females."

"How could you tell them apart, Joe?" asked Charlie.

Joe replied, "That was easy. The 3 males were sitting on a case of beer and

the 2 females were on the phone."