An ad on the subway in NYC:

"Learn to read and speak English.

Call us now."

An Amelia Island, FL, podiatrist:

"Emergency Foot Surgery- Walk-ins Welcomed."

Sign over a restroom in a restaurant:

"Used beer department."

Comparative customs:

In front of flat in London:

"It is unlawful to allow your pets to foul

the footways by depositing excrement thereon."

In New York:

"Curb your dog."

A speed limit sign on Long Beach Island, New

Jersey: "Smile, You're on Radar!"

On a store front in Florida:

"Your one stop shop! Beer ammo and liquor.

Drive through open 24 hours!"

Seen in a State Park in California:

"Weather Station (A large sign with a Rock

hanging on a rope)

Check the Rock.

If it's wet, it's raining.

If it's moving, it's windy.

If you can't see it, it's foggy.

If rock is gone, it's a tornado."

Seen on a sign on a hamster cage at a pet store

in an Austin, Texas, Mall:

"Hamsters: $6.97

Children Who Fall In: $2.88"