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A/N: Yeah I know I am pure evil in all, sigh. This is my newest fan-fiction though. And I thought of spicing up this one for you all.
Vegeta’s adventures at NightDuring those fibulas three years of training…
Vegeta’s adventures at Night Vegeta smirked evilly at the woman beside him. He slowly inched his way to her. He was always amazed by her beauty. He caught himself lightly touching her face. She moved a bit in her sleep. ‘it’s now or never…’ thought Vegeta. He lifted up the blankets and moved so he was now on top of Bulma’s blanket heap. He moved some hair’s from her face. She shifted again and opened up her eyes.
“Vegeta?” she spoke quietly.
“Shh.” he said placing his finger on her lips. Her eyes widen some. “I have to tell you something woman.” she nodded and he took his finger off of her mouth. “Well, what do you have to tell me.” Vegeta sat there for a moment trying to remember what he was going to say. “Umm…”
“Well, what is it Vegeta.” she said looking up at him with forceful eyes. “I umm…” He couldn’t think so he did what he could and kissed her. He felt Bulma’s arms wrap around his neck. They parted somewhat and Vegeta noticed she still was clung on to him looking into his face lit only by some spar light from out side. “So what happened to your bed for real Vegeta?” she asked softly. “It broke, but I think I found a new one I like.” he said softly moving some hairs from her eyes.
“Well I don’t know I am kind of stingy you know.” He chuckled some and was about to kiss her again, but was stopped by her. “And what are you doing Mr. Vegeta.” He smirked in his evil way he did often. “I am going to mark my territory.” Her eyes widen. “You better not pea in my bed.” He laughed some. “Not that kind of marking woman.” He said kissing her earlobe.
“What kind would that be then?” she asked as she felt his arms snake up her back. “I mean we never (kiss) really (kiss) got along you always yelling at me in all.” Vegeta looked up some what at her. “Woman, as you may, or may not have noticed you’re the only earthling I let get by with yelling at me like you do.” She nodded some.
“I have found you to be the most beautiful person I have ever seen. You I have favored most of all since I first saw you .”
She raised a brow. “Which time when I was possessed by the Frog or when you tried to rob me?” He leaned forward a bit. “Even before that.” he said nipping her earlobe. She sat up some with him still in her lab. “How? That was the first time we met?”
Vegeta sighed some, “alright I’ll tell you. When Raditz did come to earth he had his transmitter on and his had a special program to transmit the first 30 minutes of arrival of a planet so who ever has on another transmitter can see the planet before it is destroyed.” She nodded understand somewhat. “Anyways, me and Nappa caught the transmission and you were one of the earthlings the visual picked up.”
“I guess that can make some since.” she shrugged some.
“Anyways woman, I don’t know much about feelings, but I will never take out anyone else’s trash besides yours.” Bulma raised a brow. “Really, that is sweet no one has ever told me that before.”
“Sayians only take out their life-mates trash to the street on trash pick up night.” Bulma laughed a bit. “I think I might understand what you are saying.” Vegeta moved closer to Bulma and kissed her she moved him again. “What is it?” he asked impatient. “Do you love me Vegeta? Is that what you are trying to tell me?” He sighed. “I do not know what that word means so I have no idea.”
“Love, is like…feel affection for, be devoted to, be fond of , it is the best thing in the world. It is probably why Goku is a super Sayian.”
‘I want to be a super Sayian’ thought Vegeta. “I want what ever this ‘love thing’ is then.’’ he said kissing her knuckles. “Do you mean that?” Bulma asked. Vegeta nodded and captured her lips once more. Vegeta’s hand traveled down her body. He found Bulma’s hands slipping down to his pants.
He gasped for air. “Something wrong Vegeta?” she asked. “No it’s just…” he looked over at her somewhat. “No, just surprised, that is all.” she sat up with her arms still on his waist moving up and down a bit trying to calm him down. “Are you nervous?” she asked he turned from her view and nodded . “Sayians are not very affectionate people. And we are told that a true Sayian only has one mate for life. And If you ever left me I would kill myself from the pain.” Vegeta felt Bulma’s lips on his check. “I won’t leave you long as you promise to always do one thing for me.” she said moving her hands down further. Vegeta gulped. “And what would that be?” he asked. “Remember on Thursday night always before you go to bed, take out the trash.”
Vegeta nodded and Bulma’s hands reached their destination. Vegeta gasped. “You promise me Vegeta.” he squeaked out his response. “Good.” she said capturing his stimulation in her hands massaging it. Vegeta found him self pinned down by Bulma. “And I won’t take it easy on you Vegeta.” she said kissing him.
Vegeta felt her taking off his pants. “Need some help there woman?” he offered. “No.” she said as her mouth met with his member. Vegeta’s eyes widen. “Oh my Kami, what are you doing… Ahh..” Bulma tried to look up but Vegeta’s hands held her down.
“Don’t stop.” he gasped as he felt her teeth gaze at the tip. Bulma could feel his arousal coming and the he spilled. Bulma came up for breath. “Did we just have sex?” asked Vegeta a bit confused. “No Vegeta we had four-play.” He shrugged. “What play are we in now?” he asked.
“Bulma will show you.” she said kissing his head (forehead perverts). “I will stop when you stop saying my name though. And it is Bulma.” Vegeta nodded in agreement. Bulma sat up some and removed her pants and her underwear. She smirked at Vegeta. “I will do all the work this time, but next time you get to do all the dirty work.” He nodded as he felt her hands grasp his manhood again. She crawled up in his lap and placed his hands on her hips. “Keep these hands here at all times for your safety.”
She slid right on top of his manhood and stroked it some what. He growled a bit. She slowly position herself on top of it and slowly wiggled her way around it. Vegeta gasped at the feeling then even more when she began to move on him up and down. He fell back still holding on to her as she moved up and down on him.
Vegeta growled something in a language she did not understand. She could see his face glow somewhat as he gasped for breath. Then she felt his warm gue begin to flow and she stopped. Vegeta looked up angry. “Why did you stop?” he asked. “Your suppose to say my name!” she said slapping him. “I forgot it!” he said closing his eyes expecting another blow. “Bulma, Bu-l-MA!” he nodded.
“This Time if you don’t say it your sleeping on the couch and never going to get laid again!”
“Bulma, Bulma… Bbbbuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuulma!!!” He cried as his third orgasm took him. Bulma fell over removing herself off of him. “I am too tired. I am gonna go to bed . I have work tomorrow to finish.” she said grabbing a pillow. As her eyes began to close somewhat she felt something on her chest. She looked down to find Vegeta’s head resting on her for protection. She wrapped her arms around his neck as they fell asleep.
A/N: Wow I am shock at how many people have visited by little story. Which just proves to be a pervert can get you some where in life; or just other perverts to read your stuff. Lol. Anyways, I wrote a little chapter here, okay there all like three or more pages long, but still. I Don’t own DBZ unless I can barrow Will Smith’s zappers thing from MIB II, then I can gain control of DBZ, but until that day comes… Not mine.
Vegeta’s Adventures at Night
Chapter 3
The sunrays entered into the room of the sleeping couple. Vegeta resting on Bulma’s stomach still. Bulma’s azure eyes opened up to a new day. Stretching she felt Vegeta snuggling closer to her. She gently rubbed his back to wake him up. Groggy his obscurity eyes opened up. “Morning Vegeta.” she said yawning. Vegeta pulled the blanket over his eyes. “What day is it.” he mumbled under the cover. “It’s Saturday Vegeta.” she said started to get out of bed.
“Saturday? Today's my favorite day of the week.” He mumbled watching Bulma pull some cloths on. “Why is that?” Bulma asked pulling on her pajama top. “Buzzums the Incredibly scary clown is on TV.” Vegeta wrapped the blanket around his tarsal and headed to the bathroom. “ “Are you taking a shower Vegeta?” asked Bulma curious. “No!” he yelled from the other room. “I have go to pee like you wouldn’t believe!”
Downstairs-:-
Buzzums: Okay everybody today were going to an old-folks home and scarring some old people into having heart attacks.
Vegeta excitedly watched his favorite TV show when the door bell rang. Pissed off Vegeta sat up and went to the door to find out who was bothering him while Buzzums was on. Opening the door he found out it was Goku. “Donkey-Fucking asshole! What do you want Kakarott?” asked Vegeta. Goku looked over at Vegeta that had on superman fotty pajamas. “I was gonna see if you wanted to go on a camping trip with Gohan, Kruillin, Yamcha and myself.”
Vegeta thought long and hard for a second. “No.” Goku pouted some. “Why not?” he asked about to cry. “ “Well Tonight I am gonna screw Bulma brains out again so I wont have time to ‘go camping’.” “ Before Vegeta could slam the door on his arch rivals face Goku yelled. “You could bring Bulma with you and share a tent!”
Smirking evilly Vegeta opened the door. “Well I’ll get back to you if the woman wants to go.” with that the door slammed on Goku as Vegeta returned his attention to Buzzums’s the incredible scary clown show.
-:- Camping trip -:-
“Wow Bulma its great to see you before we all die in two years!” said Kruillin. “Bulma smiled. “Yeah It’s nice to see you before a tin creature pulls there hand through your abdomen killing you.” she said smiling while placing her back pack down. Vegeta humped. ““Well let’s set camp!” said Goku. Every one started to pull out tents out of there back pack as Bulma pulled out a capsule. “Bulma! You promised to go camping the old way!” said Goku.
“Like hell I am sleeping outside in the heat with bugs and with no lock on my door.” Vegeta smirked some. “Okay whatever Bulma,” replied Goku tossing his hands up frustrated. “We got to get some stuff ready. Kruillin, you go collect some wood. Gohan get some rocks for the fire so we don’t burn down the forest here like last time. Where’s Yamcha?” asked Goku looking around. “He called me and told me he was at the hospital getting his genital re-sewed on. He somehow ran into a Loraine Babbitt.” said Kruillin. “Oh well, then I’ll get the fish or something.” said Goku looking at Vegeta who was smirking and looking at Bulma’s figure. “We’ll be back soon you two.” said Goku taking off in the air.”
Bulma turned to Vegeta. “So I have one question for you.” Vegeta turned his attention to Bulma. “What is your question Woman?” She smiled some what. “Where do we go from here?” Vegeta raised a brow. “Well to your capsule mini home and shag all night long.” he replied approaching her. “I meant our relationship.” Vegeta paused for a moment. “Well lets be what Kakarott and that skanky black haired woman around him did.”
“What?” she asked a bit confused. “That thing with food and cake.” he said quiet blank. “Marriage?” she asked a bit eye-widen. “Yeah something like that.” He said starting to walk to the capsule home. “But, Vegeta! Marriage is forever!” she said fallowing him. “I know that.” he said pulling her to him. “And besides woman I got you something for us.” he said taking out a small book out of his boot which read, ‘101 karma sutra for dummy moves pocket size.’
Bulma blinked a few times then looked at Vegeta who was smirking evilly and grabbed her. “Where are we going Vegeta?” she asked. “Where do you think?” He replied opening the door to the capsule mini home.
a/n: I don’t ask much of the readers, but I would like you guy to review so I know if the people reading this actually like it in all. J
Chapter 2