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Nymphomaniac They all had gathered secretly in the forest behind their enemy’s castle. “Alright here is the plan.” said Bardock taking out a map of the castle they were about to invade with a Xerox icon on the back of the blue prints. “We sneak in back, here.” he said pointing to a dot. And you my prince we’ll distract the guards while you sneak up to the Princess’s tower and kidnap her. Let’s all be back here in one hour.” There was a pause and a few coughs amongst the soldiers that came with them. “Umm. Break!” everyone ran off to corners of the forest to where they could sneak in to the palace.
The prince was left behind last to leave. He shrugged a bit and walked to the castle. He really didn’t care too much about this mission. Boring like all the others he father sent him on. He looked up when he reached the tower. The tower where supposedly the princess slept. Vegeta snorted a bit. It was a simple building all he had to do was climb up the windows frames since they ran up the tower like a ladder. Half way up Vegeta noticed a stair case and jumped to it from a window frame. “They have the worst security ever.” He muttered now half way to the stairs.
Meanwhile in the tower-:-
“Come on open up my door, DAD!” Screamed a girl from inside a room. The door was locking her in with massive security and female guards. “I didn’t mean to play footsie with the Pope REALLY! Come on.” defeated she slumped down to the ground. “YOU ALL SUCK AND IN THE BAD WAY!” Defeated she crawled to her bed and stared at the ceiling. “I'd do anything to get out of this place about now.” she muttered hugging a pillow.
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Vegeta finally reached the end of the stairs and looked in the top window to see a huge room. In the center was a bed with drapes around it. There was little light the only source was provided by candles. He stepped in like a panther in the night. (oh gees) He heard some mumbling coming from the bed and saw the princess crying. He slowly took out his knife and placed it against his thigh in case he needed it.
“Who’s there?” asked a quiet voice. There was silence and the princess sat up in bed a bit scared. “Answer me damnit! Who’s there?”
She stood up gathering up her rob around her body. Her anger from the previous event still dwelled in her. She looked around the room and saw no one. Then WHAM! **comic style sound effects brought to you by Super Girl your author***
Her body was pressed hard against the wall and another hard surface. “Quiet. You're coming with me.” said a harsh voice.
“Are you going to rape me?” she asked softly.
“No, why would I do such a thing.” He asked placing a knife to her neck now.
“Are you sure. WE still have time for a around or two before the guards burst in.”
Vegeta was cut off guard by this. “What the hell is wrong with you?” he asked backing off of her.
She turned to face her kidnapper. “Oh a hottie!” she said trying to pull her face close to him. “What’s wrong with me why don’t you want me?” she asked trying to kiss him. “Stop it woman, I am just here to kidnap you for war not to make love to you.”
She pouted some then screamed loudly causing him to cover her mouth. “Stop it or I’ll cut you or something just as bad!”
“Oh fetish-e I like roughness.” Vegeta mentally slapped himself. “it’s going to be a long night.
Part One