"I've got to get Kari back." Davis told Demiveemon. He paced back and
forth
across his room.  "If only T.Y-"
"T.K." Demiveemon interrupted.
"Huh?"
"His name is T.K. TY is actually a phenomanonly successful company,
maker of
Beanie Babies.  The Beanie Baby fad caught on many years ago, and
grossed a
total of"
"Who cares!!!" Davis interrupted.  "I've got to keep Kari from going to
that
dance with T.K.!!"
"I feel a diabolicly clever plan coming on" Demiveemon murmured.
"I've got it!" Davis shouted. "A diabolicly clever plan!  If T.K. never
shows
up for the dance, then I'll sympathize with Kari, and she'll fall in
love
with me!"
"How will you keep T.K. from going?" asked Demiveemon. 
"I'll glue his door shut with peanut butter!"
Demiveemon blinked. "Didn't you say diabolicly clever plan?"
"SHUT UP! I've got to come up with something.  Think, Davis, think!"
He started pounding his head against the wall. "Think, Davis, think
I've got it!" He shouted again.
"What?"
"A massive headache."
"Really?" Demiveemon commented. "I woulda thought your hair would
absorb most
of the shock!"
"AARRGGH!!" Davis shouted.
And so it continued, for many hours.

YYYYYYYYYYY

"I'm going to the dance with TK" Kari sang, skipping home.
Gatomon was being bounced around in her backpack with a couple of
notebooks,
the D-Terminal, and a math book. She poked her head out.
"Kari, if you wouldn't mind, would you please stop bouncing around. Not
all
of us are enjoying this as much as you, you know."
Kari giggled. "Sorry, Gatomon. I know I'm acting silly, but I'm just so
excited!"
"Aaah, young love, now would you please STOP SKIPPING!"
Kari sighed. 'Sorry again.  OH MY GOODNESS!!! I JUST REALIZED I HAVE
NOTHING TO
WEAR!!!"
"What!?" Gatomon yowled. "Well, then, let's go!  I'm not gonna let you
ruin
your very first dance just because of some silly clothes!" 
Kari set off at a dead run towards the mall.
Gatomon's last words before she got all the breath knocked out of her
were
"And will you PLEASE STOP BOUNCING!!!"

YYYYYYYYYYY

To make a short story shorter: Kari and Sora and Yolie all go shopping
and
find very beautiful outfits for their dances. But no one wants to have
to
read all that, do they?
Meanwhile, back in the insane asylum.  Oops, I mean Davis & June's home

YYYYYYYYYYY

"Think Davis think, think Davis think" Davis had kept up his monotonous
chant
for 4 hours straight, and he didn't show signs of stopping anytime
soon.
"I've got it!" Davis shouted again.
Demiveemon sighed. "You better not say that 'headache' line again.
You've
said it 47, no wait, 48 times already and it's getting really old."
Davis hmmphed. "Well, if you've got any ideas, I'd like to hear them."
"How about you just forget about going to the dance with Kari? I mean,
you
should be happy that she's happy and she's happy with T.K.!"
"What does he got that I don't" Davis grumbled.


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