Scary Movie.
Ali G Indahouse.
Apocalypse Now.
Hudson Hawk (from experience).
2001: A Space Odyssey (see "Hudson Hawk").
Eddie Murphy: Delirious.
Agree with the list, except for Apocalypse Now. Don't see the problem with that one... Unless it's Redux, 3+ hours in the cinema is just going too far.
My list of first date non-friendlies:
Happiness - Nothing like breaking the ice with a movie about pedophilia, chicks chopping up rapists and putting them in her fridge, and a guy making prank phone calls to random chicks in order to "stick" porn to the walls of his apartment. Uncomfortable viewing in the absolute extreme.
Kids - 90 minutes of underage kids having sex, taking drugs, and beating people up... How ‘bout we just be friends?
Eyes Wide Shut - If the "what the hell was that about?" factor ain't enough there's orgies, very, very long slow shots of nothing much at all, Tom Cruise's less than stellar acting, and the last sentence is "let's f#ck" (or something along those lines). If you get action from this movie, methinks you're a little out of yr depth.
Orudotsikidoju - Can't spell it, but you know the one I'm talking about. If you even think of taking a date to this movie you should be locked up. If I was a chick and my date took me to this movie, I would go to the toilet after 5 minutes, climb out the window and get a taxi home....add Wicked City to this list as well.
Taxi Driver - If she starts thinking "hmm he took me to this movie, so maybe he relates to Travis Bickle or something", the date ain’t going well at all. Of course you could always say something like "sure I relate to Travis Bickle, but at least I didn’t take you out to see a porno". That should get you back in the good books.
And there you have it. Contrary to logic, I’d say some really really bad movies are ok to watch, so long as it's not at the movies. There's nothing more enjoyable than screaming at the TV cause the stupid chick is crapping all over a crime scene or some other illogical junk is going on... So long as you know she definitely doesn't like the movie.
I would add to the non-date movies:
This Is Spinal Tap, Jason X, anything with Dolph Lungren, and Bikini Hoe-Down (from experience).
I hesitated to include Jason X because I've scored with horror movies in high school (Nightmare on Elm Street and Christine I think). Oh,. and that Don Juan movie with Johnny Depp was false advertising because I saw that with a girl and didn't get laid (well not until like a few years later, maybe it's a delayed effect).
Ahh, I forgot this one, I wrote it didn't I? I still like Spinal Tap though and the 'right' girl should too. ;) Actually that's a pretty strict criteria for a relationship.
Incidentally, I have no idea what Bikini Hoe-Down is.