"The Da Vinci Code gets the punk rock treatment"
(The Bookseller)

"A dizzy and highly enjoyable caper... Dawes has enough stories up his sleeve to raise the hairs on your neck"
(Kirkus)

"Proof that reading The Da Vinci Code need not induce brain necrosis"
(The Times)

"You couldn't make this stuff up if you tried... As The Damned once sang: neat, neat, neat!"
(Entertainment Weekly)

"Don't be misled by the fact that Scabies wears his slippers throughout the entire book. A genuine English eccentric whose appetite for life and thirst for mischief look to be undiminished by age, he apparently set out on his quest fully believing it might be successful"
(The Independent)

"Very weird and goofy and quite irresistible"
(Bookline)

"The best book Jon Ronson never wrote"
(Rival Tribal)