(Suddenly out of no where Goku walks in)
Goku: “Hey Veggie-chan! How’s it goin’?”
Vegeta: “Kakorot get out of my house and go back to yours!!”
Goku: “I can’t. Chi-chi kicked me out because I ate dinner before it was
done.”
Vegeta: “THEN GO TO THE MONKS HOUSE!!”
Goku: “Can’t I stay here?? I brought Goten so we can all have fun!”
(Goten pops up behind Vegeta and smiles stupidly)
Vegeta: “Must…restrain…fists…of…death…”
Goku: “So Veggie, what should we do? Wanna go see a movie? We can see
Pokemon the Movie 2!”
Vegeta: “Why don’t you go see the movie Kakorot, and I’ll stay here!”
(Goku is now confused, he tries to think but then sees some cookies and runs
off to eat them.)
Goku: “Yummy! Tastes like chicken!”
(Suddenly a high pitched scream is heard and Sailor Iron Mouse drops from
out of no where)
Iron Mouse: “CHUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!”
Vegeta: “Crap, this just ain’t my day.”
Mousie: “Eh?? Where’s Galaxia??”
Goku: “Cool! A talking mouse!”
(Iron Mouse looks up at Goku)
Mousie: Hey, either Galaxia had a MAGOR make-over or I’m in the wrong
place.”
(Goten tugges on Iron Mouse’s tail)
Goten: “Hey, she has a tail too! Is she a Saiyjin then?”
Vegeta: “What?? That little freaky thing?? No way!”
(Iron Mouse sweatdroppes and scoots away, but Goten still has her tail)
Mousie: “Crap-O.”
(Suddenly evil music is heard and the door bursts opens)
Vegeta: “Aw Kami, what next?”
(Freeza and Zarbon step in)
Goku and Vegeta: “Collective gasp!!”
Freeza: “Well Helllooooo everyone!” (Giggles)
Goten: “Papa…who is this strange man/woman?”
(Bra walks in)
Bra: “EEEEEEEEEKKKK!! GIANT LIZARD!! KILL IT!!!”
Vegeta: “What are you doing here?? My son killed you!! And I killed you
Zarbon!!”
Zarbon: “Ah, but we have to come back here, other wise we wouldn’t make
enough money. Afterall, we’re such stupid enemies that we and our families
MUST appear frequently!”
Goku: “Duuh…but how did you get back?”
Freeza: “Well, all we did was- OH MY GOSH!! Where ever did you get those
darling blue curtains?? There absolutely stunning!!”
Vegeta: “What the…??”
Freeza: “Zarbon you MUST get me some of these when we go back to Pier One
Imports!!”
Zarbon: “They match your eyes!”
(Freeza and Zarbon continue acting like that until there’s ANOTHER knock on
the door)
Vegeta: “Mine as well come on in…”
(In walks Kunzite, Zoicite, Jadeite, and Nephrite.)
Zoicite: “Hi everyone!!”
Iron mouse: o.O
Goku: “Hey, what are you all doing here?”
Kunzite: “My name is Malachite and I am an alcoholic.”
Nephrite: “Isn’t your name Kunzite?”
Kunzite: “I neither Kunzite nor Malachite. I am a general who has long since
forgotten his name.”
Everyone except Freeza and Zarbon: O.o;;
Zoicite: “Anyways…we’re here because Iron Mouse, Kunzite, Vegeta, and Freeza
have been selected to play on Jeopardy for no apparent reason!”
Vegeta: -.-; “I don’t believe this…”
Freeza: “ME?? On Jeopardy?? Oh my gosh!! Zarbon!! Did you here that?! I’m
gonna be on TV!! I-I have to go call Jennifer and Stacy and-”
Iron Mouse: “What’s Jeopardy?”
(Jadeite quickly explains how Jeopardy works)
Iron mouse: “Ohhh, OK!”
Kunzite: “Come on! It’s going to start soon!”
Vegeta: “I am NOT going onto that show!!”
Bra: “But papa… please?? Won’t you please go on there?”
Vegeta: “Grr…alright…”
Freeza: “Oh Yippie! Come on Zarbon! We have to go get my make-up ready!!”
Everyone: O.o;;
(20 minutes later)
Iron mouse: “Come on Veggie! Fly faster!”
Vegeta: “Don’t call me Veggie!! I am the Prince of all-”
(Iron Mouse hops Off Vegeta’s back and onto the ground)
(Everyone else lands.)
Freeza: “Oh my gosh! I’m getting so excited!”
Everyone: o.o;;
Vegeta: “He’s really starting to scare me…”
Nephrite: “Well come on! Let’s go in…maybe they have beer there!”
(They all walk on…exciting isn’t it? -.-)
(Alex Trebek comes running up to them)
Alex: “Hi! I’m the host of Jeopardy!”
Vegeta: “Duh.”
(Alex sweatdroppes)
Alex: “My…what an…intresting… bunch of people…”
(Imagine seeing a human mouse, A really buffed guy with spikey hair, a guy
with bleached hair wearing a cape, and a big salamander wearing lipstick
standing next to a blue guy with shiney green hair who is wearing leggings.)
Alex: “Um…well, come this way…”
(20 minutes later they are all at their stations and it’s about to start)
Alex: “Hello everyone and welcome to Jeopardy! I’m your host Alex Trebeck
and these are our new contestants!”
Iron Mouse: “Hiiii!”
Vegeta: “…”
Kunzite: “…”
Freeza: “Hello everyone! Oh yes yes! Hellloooo!!”
Alex: “Ok, let’s get started! Our categories are… TV shows… Pop Stars… Cows…
Buildings… and Gemstones! OK, now we’ll start out with you Vegeta.”
Vegeta: “Grr…I’ll take buildings for 100.”
(Question turns over)
Alex: “How many bricks are in the Great Wall of China?”
Vegeta: “um..er…” (Flies off to China, blows up the wall, comes back)
Vegeta: “What is zero.”
Alex: “Er…that’s incorrect…the correct answer is-”
(Vegeta picks up Alex Trebek, flies him over to China, shows him there is no
wall of China, and flies back.)
Alex: “Er…um…well…you are correct…”
Vegeta: “That’s better…”
Everyone: o.o;;;
Vegeta: “I’ll take buildings for 200.”
(Question turns over)
Alex: “This is the tallest building in the United States.”
(Everyone is silent)
Alex: “Er..um… time up. The answer is the Sears tower.”
(Everyone blinks)
Alex: “Oy…”
Alex: “OK, Iron mouse, choose.”
Iron Mouse: “Umm, TV shows for 100!”
Alex: “This TV show features someone who rides in a telephone booth!”
Iron Mouse: “Me! My show!”
Alex: “Er…um, no…anyone else?”
(Everyone is silent)
Alex: “Ok…time up…the answer is Doctor Who.”
Iron Mouse: “Doctor Who?”
Alex: “Yes, Doctor Who.”
Iron Mouse: “No, Doctor WHO?”
Alex: “Yes, Doctor WHO.”
Iron Mouse: “DOCTOR WHO???”
Alex: “Doctor Who!!!!!”
Audience: o.o;;
Alex: “Er, anyways… Vegeta since your in lead, pick.”
Vegeta: “Gemstones for 100.”
Alex: “This gemstone-”
Kunzite: “What is Kunzite!!”
Alex: “Er, no…anyways, the question is ‘This gemstone is said to be bad
luck.’.”
Freeza: “Ooo ooo I know I know!! What is Opal!!”
Alex: “Yes! Correct!”
Freeza: “Oh yippie!”
(Zarbon stands up from the audience and cheers, then stops realizing that no
one else is cheering for him.)
Zarbon: o.o;;
(Zarbon quietly sits back down.)
LATER…
(Round one is over and Vegeta has 400, Iron Mouse has 100, Freeza has 1000,
and Kunzite has –3400.)
Alex: “And we’re back! Now it’s that time where we talk to our contestants!”
(Walks over to Freeza)
Alex: “Er…um…Freeza, I here that you have recently blew up a number of
planets, attempted to destroy Earth with your father, and enjoy picking
flowers!”
Freeza: “Oh yes! My favorite are tulips!”
Alex: “Er…um…alrighty then. Let’s move on to Kunzite! It says here that you
are a general for the Dark Kingdom, ne?”
Kunzite: “Yes, AND IT SHALL DEFEAT ALL OF YOU!!”
Alex: o.o;; “Alright then…let’s go over to Iron Mouse now! It says that you
steal star seeds for your mistress, Galaxia!”
Iron Mouse: “Yep! And I’ll take yours right after I win this thing!!
Hahahahaha!!”
Alex: o.o;; “Yea…you do that… now, let’s go over to Vegeta! Vegeta, it says
that you-”
Vegeta: “JUST GET ON WITH THE GAME!!”
Alex: “O-ok! Let’s do that!” (runs off to his space.)
LATER….
(Round two ends and Vegeta has 7000, Iron Mouse has 10000, Kunzite has
–6000, and Freeza has 10000.)
Alex: “And now it’s time for final Jeopardy! The subject of the question is
Saviors of the World.”
(Breaks into commercial)
(Comes back)
Alex: “And we’re back in final Jeopardy! Now, for the question… This Savior
saved the world from Demon King Piccolo, and has defeated many other treats.
He is of a difference race.”
(Jeopardy Music starts to play as everyone scribbles down their answer.)
Alex: “OK everyone! Times up! Freeza…what is your answer?”
(Freeza reveals his answer)
Freeza: “Goku.”
Alex: “And your bet was…?”
Freeza: “5000.”
Alex: “And that is correct!”
Freeza: “Yippie!”
Everyone: o.o;;
Vegeta: “WHAT?? YOU PUT KAKOROT IS THIS STUPID GAME??”
Alex: “Kakorot?”
Vegeta: “Gahh! I am sick of this! I am going home and getting something to
eat!”
(Vegeta forms a ki blast in his hand and blows everything away. Only him,
Iron Mouse, Kunzite, Freeza, Zarbon, and the rest of the generals are still
there…and somehow so is Alex.)
Freeza: “Vegetaaaaa…why did you doooo that??”
Vegeta: “Shut up you oversized salamander!!”
Freeza: “Uh! You hurt my feelings!!” (Turns around and starts to cry)
Everyone: o.o;;
Iron Mouse: “O…k…I think I’ll just take Alex’s star seed and be on my way…”
Alex: o.o!!!
THE END!! (Thank goodness.)