Jed: Wait a second.....I'm getting something....Hey! are you two GAY?? Zoicite:........ Kunzite:........ Zoicite: Wow, that was almost James-speed! Well done Jeddy! James: He-ey! Don't you dare compare me to that oaf! Zoicite: *Takes Jeddy aside* Jadeite, remeber the Dark Prom? Jeddy: Yes.... Zoicite: Remember how Kunzy - note the affectionate abbrieviation - took me out "for some air?"? Jeddy: Yes.... Zoicite: WELL, WHAT DOES THAT IMPLY, DUMBASS?? Jeddy: Oh no..... Zoi: Oh YES! Jeddy: Zoicite...... Zoi: I think he's getting there! Jeddy: You have....ASTHMA!! Zoi: AAAAAAAGGGGH! Why did we have to take this peon, anyway? Neph: Well, ever since I accidentally left his crystal next to the radiator, it sort of melted, and he escaped...Oh, and Kunzite got his tounge stuck to him. Zoicite: WHAT?? (Bursts into tears for the twelfth time that day) Kunzite: it's not what it looked like!!! I was....thirsty..... Zoicite: HOW COULD YOU?? Darth: I wish I had just stayed on Tatooine..... Zoicite: not only is Jadeite a bimbo and a SLUT, but he's also full of additives!! Vegeta: I'm sick and tired of listening to this whiny crap!!!! I hereby order that everyone with relationship problems are gonna come with me for therapy tomorrow! WELL? SPILL IT! Zoicite: Kunzy has fidelity issues.... Kunzite: I'm allergic to Zoicite's Beanie Babies.... Jessie: James wets the bed.... James: Jessie misues her mallet sometimes.... Darth: I miss Queen Amidala.... Neph: I miss Molly..... Jadeite: I can't get a date..... Beryl: I have to hypnotise people to get them to sleep with me! Vegeta: That's settled! We're going tomorrow! Back to stories