(Outside Dr. Heiny's office) Vegeta: Well, that got us nowhere..... Jessie: I just realized something... Everyone: What? Jessie: Where in....THE NEXT DIMENSION are we gonna live anyway? Kunzite: Don't you have a room or something, Vegeta? Vegeta: No, I always went with Krillen or Bulma. All I remember was waking up in the Kame house with one helluva headache! Darth: I'm not living there! It's PINK! Vegeta; That was in OUR dimension. We have nowhere to live here!! (The generals stand together with their arms folded, grinning smugly. They remain in that stance for fifteen minutes, waiting for someone to ask them what they were smiling about. As the miniutes tick by, they get more and more irritated, until finally...) Zoicite: DAMMIT! We're GENERALS! We can make stuff like that! Nephrite: Yeah, I made a big huge mansion and a creepy forest in Tokyo once... Jadeite: Now you can't even walk in a straight line! Nephrite: Neither can you, unless someone draws you a diagram!! (Jed and Nef start fighting) Beryl: ENOUGH BICKERING! With your conjuring skills, we can make the dwelling most fitting for a gathering of the most profound evil! Vegeta: What's that? Beryl: A trendy New York apartment!!! (Cue Friends opening titles, with the villians running around with huge multicoloured umbrellas. Jadeite knocks Nephrite into the fountain. Nephrite responds by holding Jadeite's head underwater until he passes out) Cheaply paid singers: Guess you never thought evil's embodied in this waaaay, Your plan's are crap, Mishaps, The heroes save the daaaaay Looks like this line of work is not too good, You don't get the merchandise that you really shooould.. But The Death Star is real great Immortality is too Use Luna as bait And capture Pikachhhhhhhhhhuuuooooooooooo Zoicite: NOOOO! I don't even LIKE coffee!! Kunzite: We'll have to figure out a way of getting back. (Sits down on one of the apartments many throw pillows) Kunzite: Look, it's the Ugly Naked Guy! Zoi: (looks out window) Hey, we live near Tuxedo Mask? Thassit, I'm moving! Beryl: (Comes through door) Hi! I'm back from my unusally highly paid job as a waitress, which can support all three of us, and gets us into crazy mishaps! (AUDIENCE LAUGHTER) Zoi: O.O Kunz: O.O Back to stories