Jessie: (With rapidly shortening list) Nappa?
Vegeta: We don't talk anymore...
Jessie: Zarbon?
Vegeta: Well, he sent me a Christmas card once...
buuut then I kickedd his butt.
Jessie: *Grr* That little mime guy?
Vegeta: ALL THESE PEOPLE ARE HERE, WENCH!
Jessie: Fine!! You figure it out!
Kunzite: Wait a  minuite...
Everyone: Yes?
Kunz: I know who can wish us back! BULMA! It's so
obvious!
Darth: Why her?
Kunzite: All we have to do is make her fall in love
with Vegeta!!
Vegeta: I'm not sure about that...
Kunzite: Why? You've ravaged/killed practially
everyone you ever met!
Vegeta: that's true, but I don't think she'll be too
keen after I took her to that strip club for her
anniversary...
Zoicite: So? What's her number? *Pulls out moblie*
Beryl: YOU HAD THAT ALL THIS TIME??
Zoiocite: Sure! *Turns to face camera* And if you sign
up to Thisisnotanegaverseplot now, you'll recieve 400
seconds of free call time!!
(Veggie pulls a number out of his jumpsuit)
Veggie: HERE!!
(Zoi dials)
Zoi: (Fake British accent) Congratulations, you've won
a date with a famous mystery celebrity!!
Bulma: REALLY? I don't remember entering any
competition...
Zoicite: Well, all you have to do is collect all the
Dragonballs, and wish your Mystery date and his
freinds to your house!
Bulma: Hmmmmm... I'll do it!

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