Jessie: (With rapidly shortening list) Nappa? Vegeta: We don't talk anymore... Jessie: Zarbon? Vegeta: Well, he sent me a Christmas card once... buuut then I kickedd his butt. Jessie: *Grr* That little mime guy? Vegeta: ALL THESE PEOPLE ARE HERE, WENCH! Jessie: Fine!! You figure it out! Kunzite: Wait a minuite... Everyone: Yes? Kunz: I know who can wish us back! BULMA! It's so obvious! Darth: Why her? Kunzite: All we have to do is make her fall in love with Vegeta!! Vegeta: I'm not sure about that... Kunzite: Why? You've ravaged/killed practially everyone you ever met! Vegeta: that's true, but I don't think she'll be too keen after I took her to that strip club for her anniversary... Zoicite: So? What's her number? *Pulls out moblie* Beryl: YOU HAD THAT ALL THIS TIME?? Zoiocite: Sure! *Turns to face camera* And if you sign up to Thisisnotanegaverseplot now, you'll recieve 400 seconds of free call time!! (Veggie pulls a number out of his jumpsuit) Veggie: HERE!! (Zoi dials) Zoi: (Fake British accent) Congratulations, you've won a date with a famous mystery celebrity!! Bulma: REALLY? I don't remember entering any competition... Zoicite: Well, all you have to do is collect all the Dragonballs, and wish your Mystery date and his freinds to your house! Bulma: Hmmmmm... I'll do it! Back to stories |