Kunzite: NOO! I have to get home soon! If I don't, I won't be able to bleach my hai.....um, I mean.......read a newspaper! ^_^! Everyone else: O.O! James: WAIT A SECOND!! Everyone: What? James: Darth Vader can read minds! Maybe he can tap into Vegeta's subconcious mind!! Jessie: WOW! That's actually a good idea! Well done, James! James: Does this mean we're going out again, Jessie? Jessie: Maybe later. I'm working on that white-haired guy! James: -_-! Zoi: OK, try it, Darth! Darth: *Places a hand on Veggie's spike (ON HIS HEAD!!) and starts to read his mind* I'm getting something...... Vegeta: Careful! Don't crush it! Darth: *Starts speaking in a really creepy Vegeta voice* I am Vegeta's subconcious mind! Beryl: What do you have to tell us? Vegeta's subconcious: Well, I feel lonely, and out of touch with my feminine side. I think most of it has to do with being forced into ballet lessons as a child. Zoi: LUCKY! Beryl: WHAT ABOUT THE DRAGONBALLS?? Vegeta's subconcious: OK, OK! A few months back Vegeta noticed Nephrite's country cottage was deserted, so he moved in, taking the Dragonballs with him! They're in the powder room! HAPPY? *Darth reverts to his normal self. So does Veggie* Zoi: All those ribbons, and pink lace... *Drools* Kunzite: Nephrite has a powder room? Nephrite: Hey, how else do I keep my curls in such perfect shape? *Shakes his head, like in the Pantene advert* Darth: Am I the only one here who isn't obsessed with their hair? Nephrite: Wait a second! YOU WERE IN MY HOUSE, YOU BASTARD! Vegeta: So what? They have SCHOOL TRIPS there! Nephrite: WHAAAAT? Vegeta: I got rid off all those empty bottles of gin, by the way. Oh, and is that blow-up Molly yours? Nephrite: Ummmm, it was a Christmas present!!! Vegeta: Yeah, right! Nephrite: You weren't poking around in my drawers, were you? Zoicite: Never mind about that! At least we can get the Dragonballs now!! I'll get the mobile! Back to stories