Claire: Mwhahhahaha! and when they get to THE NEXT DIMENSION, they discover it isn't so much a dimension, but a fairground, with a big wheel and lots of happy little children dancing around a maypole. Zoi: Aggh! this is sickening! Kunz: You can say that again! Why did you send us here, Vegeta? Vegeta: Well, no one from my own series would ride the Carousel with me, so I was wondering... James: A CAROUSEL?? EEEhehehhehheheeehee! Count me in! (James and Veggie dance off to the Carousel, arm in arm. Everyone else sweatdrops and falls over) Jessie: Isn't it frustrating to be the only women, Zoicite? Zoi: Um, well, I'm sort of, you know, a man and all.. Jessie: REALLY? Wow, you're nearly as good as James! Zoi: good at what? Jessie: lets get to know each other a little bit better... (Grabs da Zoi) Zoi: KUNZY!!!! HEEEEELLLP! (Kunzite doesn't hear him, because he's noticed a carnival stand selling Lord of the Dance beanie babies) Kunzite: Muuuuuuusssst wiiiiiiiiiiin! (He skips up to the stand, with a midget girl with white hair dressed as a mouse managing it) Nezu: Can I help you, sucker, I mean sir? Kunz: I wanna win one of those beanies! What do I have to do? Nezu: It's quite simple. All you have to do is throw a titanium-tipped rose into the crotch of the cut-out Tuxedo Mask you see behind me. Up to it? Kunzite: You bet! (Hands over large wad of cash to Nezu, who quickly pockets it) Kunzite: Eat this, dirtbag!!! YAAAH! (Throws rose, which swerves in the air, and embedds itself in Kunzite's forehead) Kunzite: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH! GETITOUTGETITOUTGETITOUT! Nezu: Ooooh, bad luck, sir! (Pulls out rose) I'm sure a big strong man like you can throw a rose straight after three tries. Go for it!! Kunzite: That was a lucky miss! I'll get it this time! YOU ARE NO MATCH FOR THE MIGHTY NEGAPOWER!!!!! YAAAAAAAAH! Nezu: Negapower? o.O (This time the rose does a loop de loop, and hits him in the ass) Kunzite: OOOOOWW! That's it! The Michael Flatley doll WILL be mine! (Throws third and final rose, which does a U turn and hits HIM in the crotch. Hard.) Kunzite: AAAAAAAAGGGGGGH! It burns!!! Nezu: Well, at least you managed to hit SOMEBODY'S crotch! Here ya go. (Hands him doll) Kunzite: Yeeesss! (Elsewhere, Jadeite and Nephrite arelooking for a candy floss stand) Jed: I'm huuuuuuuuunnnngry! Nephrite: OK, OK, I'm looking! (He stops in his tracks, and his eyes get all big and wobbly) Nephrite: A.......a BEER STAND!! (A few feet away) Homer Simpson: A....... A BEER STAND!! (They both run up to the stand at the same time, trying to push each other out of the way) Nef and Homer: ONE BEER PLEASE! Homer: Wow! A supernatural entity of some kind! Nef: Wow! An American!! Homer: Lets drink together! Marge and Jed: ................. Nef and Homie: Glugluglugluglugluglugluglugluglugluglug!! (Beryl shows up with a brain washed Tux and a giant stuffed Garfield) Beryl: YOU FOOL JADEITE! You let him drink! I thought he was supposed to be at his Negaholics Anonymous meeting today! Jed: He was, but he got bored, drank everyone's emergency supplies, beat up a vending machine and left! Nef: Heeheehehehehheeeheeeheeehee! Look at me! I'm a pretty ickkle star! And the movement of me controls EEEEEEEVERYTHIIIIIING! (starts running around in circles) Hahhahhahahaahaaa! Beryl: -_-! Back to stories Next Chapter

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