Jessie: Isn't this FUN, Zoi-boy?? Zoicite: Helllllllp meeeeeeeee....... (Jessie spots the BIG SCARY NEXT DIMENSION rollercoaster) Jessie: Ha, with my special training, plus hours of extensive therapy, no rollercoaster is a match for Jessie.... wait...what's my second name again?? Zoi:......I....don't know!!! And I'm not going on that scary thing! Jessie: You pathetic wuss! Zoi: I'm NOT pathetic, human!!! I have the most powerful magic of all the generals!! Jessie: No you don't..... Zoi: Yes I do! All I have to do is shout "KUNNNNZY!" and this big strong guy comes and kicks all my enemies butts for me! Jessie: you're still riding the Liquifier with me! C'mon! Zoi: Eeeeeeeee...... (elsewhere...) Homer and Nephrite: *Hic* When men say I'm cute and funny, and my teeth aren't teeth, but pearls, I just lap it up like honey, I enjoy being a girl! Jadeite: Well, that's it. They've already sung all the songs I know...I wish Nephrite would sober up! Beryl: SILENCE, JADEITE! It's your fault he's in this pitiful condition in the first place! How did he start drinking anyway? Jed: Well, when Molly developed that crush, he just sort of lost it... Beryl: I can imagine why.... Jed: At least he doen't have to hypnotize his dates... Beryl: WHAT WAS THAT? Jed: I'm I mean, I think a walk would clear his head.... Beryl: Very well. Let's go!! Nephrite: I'm strictly a feeemale feemale, and my future I hope will beee.... *Yank* O.O Beryl: C'MON! (In a nearby cafe) James: And ever since that fateful day, I've had all this pent-up rage... Vegeta: Me too! Me too! James: And I find the only escape from that is to crossdress....What about you? Vegeta: I find beating people to a bloody pulp really soothes... James: Just like Jessie! We have so much to share!! Vegeta: James......? James: Yes, Veggie? Vegeta: I think I love you... James: (He's on the rebound from Jessie) Umm... ME TOO!!! Vegeta: I'll buy you another chocolate milk... Meowth: (Under the table, with tape recorder) Heheheh, wait until the Sun hears about THIS!! (After hours of waiting....) Jessie: We did it! We're at the end of the line!! Zoi: Um, I think I have to powder my nose... Jessie: Oh come on, you can't back out after all this!! Zoi:*Whimper* (A girl in an incredibly tight-fitting Cat-woman type suit, with a bow and a bell on the front greets them) Tin Nyanko: Welcome to the Liquifier, the....NEXT DIMENSION's only rollercoaster without any sort of safety harness or restraint! *to camera* But we have one HELL of an Insurance policy, though! ^_~ Jessie: COOL! Zoi: Mommy............ *Jessie drags him into the car* Jessie: You know, you're waaaaaay cuter than James! Zoi: I'mgoingtodieI'mgoingtodieI'mgoingtodie! Tin Nyanko: MWHAHAHAHAAA! *Pulls lever* Zoi: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKK! (Several miles away...{It's a big fair}) Kunzite: You are the true Lord of the... WAIT! ZOICITE'S IN TROUBLE!! (He searches around for several minutes trying to find a phonebooth, realizes who he is {Nearly as bad as Jeddy!} And flies there instead.) (Meanwhile, Zoicite and Jessie are on the rollercoaster, screaming. Funnily enough, Zoi's scream is two whole octaves higher than Jessie's...) Kunzite: (He travels fast)Don't worry dearest! I'll save you! (Zoicite turns to see what the noise is. Unfortunately, he can't see who it is because (a) He is on a very fast rollercoaster, and (b) his eyes have turned into two giant hearts. o.O) Zoi: KUNZZZZZZZZZZZY!!!!!! Da Kunz: Quickly, Zoi! Teleport!! Zoicite: Oh yeah!! (Teleports Jessie and himself off the 'coaster, which promptly smashes into a wall) Kunzite: There's something fishy about this place! Fish Eye: You can say that again! Jessie: No time for cheap cameos now!! Lord of the Dance Doll: You can say that again!! Zoi: AAAAGGGH! It TALKS!!! Kunzite: We have to find all the others and warn them!! Back to stories Next chapter