Lord of the Dance beanie: Of course I can talk! This is....THE NEXT DIMENSION!! Jessie: I thought it was called the Dark Fair, or something lame like that! Lord of The Dance: That was just a ploy to lure you here!! The real person in charge of the Dark Fair is... (At that moment, a dark-skinned girl with bronze hair dressed in a gold catsuit, thigh high boots and a crow's feather boa grabs the lord of the Dance off Kunzy's hand - He's wearing it like Mr. Garrison wears Mr. Hat - And stomps it into the ground) Lead Crow: Enjoy your stay!! Zoi: I'm beginning to sense a pattern here... Kunzite: What is it, snuggle-bunny? Jessie: *Gag* Zoi: The Dark Fair has.......... Kunz and Jess: Yes??? Zoi: NO CUTE GAY EMPLOYEES! I WANNA GO HOME!!! Kunzite: -_-! Jessie: He's......GAY??? I think I prefer James..... (Speaking of James....) James: Are you certain this is safe, Veggie? Veggie: It sure is! I've been on the Happy Centrifuge a thousand times! James: Well....OK... (They walk up to the Happy Centrifuge, where a ditzy looking girl with LONG LONG blue hair, and a really revealing outfit is working the controls) Aluminium Siren: Um, like how many, or something?? Veggie: Two... -_- Aluminium Siren: Oh yeah! There's two of you!! James: Are you sure we can put our lives in her hands??? Aluminium Siren: Oh, I tried learning the controls. But the manual is, like too hard... James: O.O! THAT'S IT!! I'm not going!! Veggie: But Jaaaaaaames! James: Jessie never made me do this!! I'm going straight again!! (Runs off) Vegeta: DAMMIT!!! I wonder if Butch is still available... (Butch pops up) Buuuuuuuutch: As a matter of fact, I am!! Vegeta: I shouldn't have asked.... (At the local park, Jadeite, Beryl and a hypnotized Tux are trying to sober up Nephrite, who is drunker than Zoicite got when Kunzite threw up all over his My Little Pony duvet.) Nephrite: (Starts singing extracts from "Madame Butterfly") Beryl: If he wasn't so bad, I could have sworn this was a kareoke bar...... Jadeite: At least that yellow guy stopped following us when he discovered that trail of gummi bears... Nephrite: Can you tell me how to get....how to get to Sesame street! Jadeite: NOW can I staple his mouth shut?? Beryl: Not yet! I'm starting to enjoy this!