Veg: Welcome again, to the disgruntled villain assosiation.Hopefully, you will all listen to me this time. Zoy: Why are we here?? Veg: To get revenge on our enemies!! Everyone: ?? Veg: I plan to start a terror campaign against.....THE PREVIOUS DIMENSION!!!! Mal; How??? Veg: Since we are all dead, and have nothing else to do, since Jesse got us banned from the fair, I think this will help us all releive our built up tension Jed: That's a crap idea! Veg: Silence!!!!!! Are you a prince?? Jed: No.. Veg: Am I ? Jed: Yes Veg: Then listen to me!!!! Beryl: I apologise for his insubordinance Prince Veggie Veg: Thank you honey bun Everyone: ?? Whilst you were all on the rides, except Zoy, who was giving them, I have recruited several more villians who live here. Mal: Sounds promising. Who? Veg: Say hello to Darth Everyone: Hi Darth! Vader: Greetings! Nappa; Err, I thought he turned good at the end Veg: Shut up and PISS OFF!! Vader: I was, but then I remembered that my son killed me Jed: Harsh! Veg: Anyway, say hello to Sideshow Bob. He will help us to psychologically prepare for our attack Bob: Greetings, I want us all to sit down, and tell me all of your problems.Lets start with you Nef: I miss her. Bob: Who?? Nef: MOLLLIIEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!! Everyone: Oh God! Bob: O......K...How about you? Veg: Me? I'm angry because I am prince of 4 people, I crave immortality and I'm not allowed on most of the rides! Bob: Ok, and you? Mal: I'm torn between two lovers! Zoy: WHAT?! Mal: It's true! I love you James!! Jesse and Zoy: WHAT?! James: Oooooooohhh me?? Bob: Beryl, what about you? Beryl: Well,....I was killed by a 14 year old school girl, I hate my hair, but other than that, I'm really happy! Bob: Why? Beryl: Because Veggie and I are to be wed! Everyone: WHAT!!!!!?????? Mal: Vegeta, can I speak with you alone? Veg: Sure Mal: Don't do it! She only wants your energy! Veg: So, I don't love her. I just need her, in order to regenerate the Saiyan race. Mal: But, you don't have a tail! Veg:So?? Mal: Don't you know, a Saiyans tail not only helps them to transform,..it is also vital for reproduction Veg: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |