LATER IN THE BAR............ Jed: Nef, you've had enough! Nef: Barman another! Jed: You've had enough!! Nef: Outta my way Jedite! Vader: Did you say Jedi Knight?? Nef: (BBEEEEEELLLLLCCCHHHHHHHHHH) What if I did? Whatter you gonna do? Vader: I will destroy the Jedi! Nef: Oh, he's over there! Jed: NO! Put down that table! A FIGHT ENSUES, AS VEGETA ENTERS Veg: Gimme a beer.... NOW! Mal: Let me get it-I feel real guilty. Veg: You should, you've been having an affair with that bluehaired goon! Zoy: WHAT?! Is this true?? Veg: It is, but you should also be guilty! Mal: Really? Why is that Zoy? Veg: He's been doin' it with that purple haired babe! Mal: Zoycite!! A woman? I am shocked! Zoy: How do you know all of this? Veg: Simple! I got Darth drunk, so he did that mind reading thing and blabbed to me! Ha-Ha! Everyone: Is that true? Vader: I'm sorry! But I also read Vegeta's mind! Veg: WHAT?! Mal: And......... Vader: Well, a while back, he got beat up, by a 6 year old kid! INSTANTANEOUS LAUGHTER Veg: Kakarot's son! WAIT!!! Kakarot has no tail! How can he have a son? Mal: Well,....I kinda... Zoy: Mal!! A woman??! Mal: Zoy, please don't cry, I was just a curious teenager!! |