LATER IN THE BAR............

Jed: Nef, you've had enough!
Nef: Barman another!
Jed: You've had enough!!
Nef: Outta my way Jedite!
Vader: Did you say Jedi Knight??
Nef: (BBEEEEEELLLLLCCCHHHHHHHHHH) What if I did? Whatter you gonna do?
Vader: I will destroy the Jedi!
Nef: Oh, he's over there!
Jed: NO! Put down that table!
  A FIGHT ENSUES, AS VEGETA ENTERS
 
Veg: Gimme a beer.... NOW!
Mal: Let me get it-I feel real guilty.
Veg: You should, you've been having an affair with that bluehaired
goon!
Zoy: WHAT?! Is this true??
Veg: It is, but you should also be guilty!
Mal: Really? Why is that Zoy?
Veg: He's been doin' it with that purple haired babe!
Mal: Zoycite!! A woman? I am shocked!
Zoy: How do you know all of this?
Veg: Simple! I got Darth drunk, so he did that mind reading thing and
blabbed to me! Ha-Ha!
Everyone: Is that true?
Vader: I'm sorry! But I also read Vegeta's mind!
Veg: WHAT?!
Mal: And.........
Vader: Well, a while back, he got beat up, by a 6 year old kid!
    INSTANTANEOUS LAUGHTER
Veg: Kakarot's son! WAIT!!! Kakarot has no tail! How can he have a
son?
Mal: Well,....I kinda...
Zoy: Mal!! A woman??!
Mal: Zoy, please don't cry, I was just a curious teenager!!