Boggans - My, that's a tad disgusting, leaving a used glass out like that. Here, let me wash it for you.
Eshu - I remember the glass, shall I tell you of it?
Nockers - Fuck the glass! WHO TOOK HALF MY DRINK!?!?!
Pooka - *a mysterious glass-shaped bulge in their pockets and water stains running down their legs* There isn't a glass, so how could it be full or empty?
Redcaps - *crunching* Mmm, good glass. The water sucked.
Satyr - I would say half full, but only because if it wasn't I couldn't see the true beauty of your eyes...
Sidhe - Who cares? The dignity of my house is at stake, not some stupid glass!
Slugah - I'll tell you only if you pay me the right amount.
Troll - If I said that, I'd be betraying the one who told me to keep it a secret.
Glomes - This is indeed a weighty matter. I must consult with my fellows. We may be sometime.
Kuberas - Water?! Who cares if it's empty or full?! What fun is Water, lets spice it up a little *uses birthright and makes water more 'productive', turns it alcaholic* (I know you couldn't really do that.
Mannikins - After conversing in code in a strange house in the middle of the Dreaming they decide that the glass is of little consequence to their masterplans.
Ondines - Half empty, Half full, you miss the point my friend. Perhaps the important question is why do you need the glass? What will the ramifications of drinking the water be on your soul, if you indeed have one, though isn't that the question we are all seeking an answer to?
Parosemes - Wow, what an interesting question...I'll have to think about that one...Maybe the wind has the answer...the spring breezes maybe, or perhaps the winter storms, it's been too long since I rode them...they're calling me, I must go!
Solimonds - Keep that glass away from me before I burn the table down! (Solimonds aren't all that fond of water).