Boggans: One to do it in 1/3 of the time and two to bitch about the other boggan behind his back.
Eshu: Three to construct a fantastic tale about how the old bulb died in some noble quest and another two to cunningly convince someone else to change it for them.
Nockers: Three to construct a contraption to remove the old bulb, six more to design and test schematics for a new and improved lightbulb, another three to construct a contraption to put the new lightbulb in and two more to write the guarantee for the new bulb.
Pooka: None, but it takes twenty to play pranks on anyone else who tries to do it.
Redcaps: Two to chew a hole in the room to let the sunlight in and another two to terrorise anyone in the vicinity.
Satyrs: Two to try and change it while in some wierd new sex position and four more to try and work out how to get high from the old bulb.
Sidhe: Twenty to try and use Dictum to get the lightbulb to work, another fifteen to complain that it doesn't need changing just because it's old, forty-two more to complain that they shouldn't have to do it because it's "beneath them" and another one to "convince" a commoner to do it for them.
Sluagh: One to sneer at you because "they use candles," and another one to write an angsty poem about the old bulb.
Trolls: One to change the bulb and another to swear an Oath of Guardianship to the new bulb.
Beasties: No one knows. All that is known is that a empty freehold with a newly changed lightbulb was found with it's occupants slashed to shreds by wild beasts...a trail of animal prints leading to the forest....
Boggarts: 14. One to actually to do after he's made sure he's hired all his friends and family (8). Brought in some associates on his payroll (2) to tap your phone, bug your bedroom, and install hidden cameras all over the place. While they're faking a week's worth of work, another one will hide and take notes, yet another one will relay whatever's been found before breaking the lightbulb as they leave, and a final one is needed to break the new lightbulb after all this has been done.
Bogies: 20, New levels of pain are reached as they drink foul potions over human sacrafices of children. Lots are drawn and mixed with changeling eyes as they eventually draw straws made from a Sidhe Virgin's hair to determine who will go out for pizza and who will change the bulb (deciding is hard work).
Goblins: 112. A task like this causes them to horde like wildfire into the area slaying each other with weapons of doom and hideous mechanical chimmeria with screams echoing across the plains for a full year....before...a wandering pooka attracted by the mess changes the lightbulb over all the corpses. To which they promptly blast him.
Ogres: One after which he destroyed the freehold and the village it was in.
House Gywdion: Despite a love for the light of truth most burst out screaming this line "HOW DARE YOU QUESTION MY HONOR WITH SUCH COMMONER WORK! DRAW YOUR SWORD CUR!"
House Dougal: Assuming his disability doesn't force him to make a chimmerical replacement for it so he CAN screw it in only one is needed after which you'll never need another lightbulb again....
House Eiulned: They prefer the dark and transform any who try to change it into Pooka (pooka changed rarely notice).
House Fiona: None. They aren't afraid of the dark unless the previous light was beloved.
House Liam: They're too busy changing their mortal neighbors bulbs to care.
House Ailil: First of all they want to KNOW EXACTLY *WHY* you want it changed, secondly they want to know what's in it for them, and THEN they want to know why you AREN'T DOING IT and assuming you make it worth their while they send a minion.
House Leanhaun: They didn't change it and had nothing to do with it's burning out in the first place...
House Balor: 2. One to donate the glowing eye they use instead of a bulb and another to pluck it out and install it.
House Scathach: There never around when you need them to change it...
Clurichaun: One, and here he is.... Wait! He was just here a minute ago... OR a variation: 8, one to hold the bulb in place and 7 to make the room go spinning.
Ghille Dhu: Where the heck can you find tree with a bulb outlet on it?
Pixies: Who stole all the bulbs?
Selkies: *sound of a massive eletrical shock* Oops...
Spriggan: None. The lightining that he is causing is enough light to scare the children he kidnapped.
Glomes: First, they discuss what the point of the bulb is. Then, if one is large enough, he takes about three hundred bulbs and tries to screw one in without crushing it.
Kuberas: Who needs light bulbs when we could have natural light? *Sound of the roof being removed* Now, isn't that better?
Mannikins: All of them. After three weeks of clandestine meetings in the department stores of America, they all journey to a CVS, take a light bulb, and force someone else to do it, just like human beings.
Ondines: None. Water and Electricity don't mix.
Parosemes: Just one. But he'll start, forget about it for a week, start again, forget about it, and never actually get it done.
Solimonds: Two. One to throw away the llightbulb, while the other one sets fire to the house.