(True Thomas is setting up his screen and books)
(David and Morwen are getting out their character sheets)
(a discussion is already in progress)
TT: David for the last time...YOU CANNOT PLAY A PALADIN *AND* AN ELF!
KD: Oh come on Thomas! I don't see why I couldn't! Elves are SUPPOSED TO BE HONORABLE AND HOLY.
M: I want to play a true neutral sorceroress.
TT: SURPRISE SURPRISE...
(the game ensues)
TT: Actions in the tavern?
KD: I use my 20 charisma to seduce the barmaid.
TT: Sighs...again? You suceed.
M: I cast fireball at the bar maid.
KD: SIS! STOP THAT!
(a few weeks later, David brings his heir Lenore)
TT: Well now that we've gone over the rules what do you want to play young girl?
L: I want to play a Half Elf/Half Dwarf Wizard/Priest/Warrior...with a magic sword...
TT: Sigh......
KD: Why don't I have henchmen yet?
(A few weeks later david brings his girlfriend Faerilyth)
TT: Will you be playing?
F: Oh NOOOOOooo I couldn't play ROLEPLAYING GAMES...
M: You're touching my dice!
KD: Sis your acting immature
M: NO ONE TOUCHES MY DICE!
L: Do I get experience points for setting fire to the town and killing everyone? That's gotta be like 100,000 if it's a city!
TT: Oh boy...