(The court of Tara Nar sits down for thier latest gaming sesson)
True Thomas: I thought we'd try something different this week. It's called Vampire: The Masquerade.
King David: OO! Dibs on the Ventrue
TT: OOOkay.
Morwen: Hmm. Can I play Meerlinda?
TT: Just Neonates.
Morwen: OK I'll be be a Malkavian with Thaumaturgy that THINKS she's Meerlinda, and has convinced the prince and everyone else in the city.
Charlie: I want to be a Gangrel with a thing for Meerlinda. But I'm secretly a sabbat city gangrel. I'm torn between my love for her and my allegance to my sect. (bats eyelashes)
Lenore: I want to be a Catiff Ananasi Abomination that tells everyone she's a Warrior Salubri and uses Mixed Morph to gropw the third eye.
TT: Uhh mayby this wasn't such a good Idea.
Faerilyth: Are you people gaming AGAIN? Sigh. Allright, I'll be a Torreador with Eat Food, Baby Face, Masquerade, and enchanting voice. I seduce David's Ventre, set him up as the Prince and blood bond him. I run everything behind the scenes and he takes all the shots from the angry Commoners, er I mean Anarchs.
TT: (Throws hands up in disgust)