(True Thomas sets up DM screen and buys books gotton at second hand spot)
(Dray, David, Faerylith, Lenore, and Morwen sitting around it)
TT: Okay everyone now for a new game....Fairy the Delusion.
Dray: They still make that game? Let me go get my cards!
David: I dunno...you want us to play a bunch of "fairies"?
(gets whack from Morwen)
Morwen: They're beutiful magical creatures...
David: Yeah but can they kick ass?
(Dray prepares Pyretics blast at David's head)
David: WHAT?! I'm just saying developers get...
Lenore: Oooo ooo Troll/Satyr Grump kinian with two honored birthrights! Ooooorrr Ghille Dulle/Side Kinian with two honored birthrights and the merit surreal beuty...YES 8 appearence and all mortals know it!
Faerylith: WHAT let me see that!
(grabs character sheet)
Dray: Bah! Hang all kinian.
David: I'm just saying a bunch of fairies will not do well for my manly ima...
Morwen and Faerylith: What manly image?
TT: Just try it...you'll enjoy it.
(later)
TT: Everyone got they're player characters made?
Morwen: I am a Super Honorable Beutiful Sorecress Elf whose intolerant of everyone and everything which doesn't contradict her narrow ultra-seelie world view.
TT: Yes, and your character?
Morwen: Grrrrrr
David: I'm going to be a Unseelie Troll. Those damn elves need to pay for what they did to the commoners.
Dray: Damn straight! Ranter Redcap! I whistle "Genie in a bottle" as a grump and throw my "Nightshade Strike" at the scumbags.
(everyone at the table stares at the pair)
David: Also he is Sidhe kinian so he has high appearence..the ladies you know.
Morwen: I cast fireball at them.
TT: You can't...(looks at Pyretics description) I stand corrected.
Morwen: I suppose YOU'RE going to be a Satyr Faerylith...
Faerylith: PLEASE they're such sluts! (she grins)
Faerylith: Cat pooka! Animal Attraction and Surreal Beauty merits...in fact Ceicillian.
(groans from Morwen as David grins)
Dray: I kill every sidhe I find by cold iron because I'm a commoner.
Lenore: I'mnotplayingapooka. NotwithUnseelieegecaiesandIsupportthesidhebecausetheykilledabunchofcommonersonBeltaine.
(everyone looks at Lenore)
Lenore: What?
(after a few hours)
David: No offense this King Daniel character seems a direct rip off of the Charlemagne legends. Can these guys come up with a better metaplot?
Morwen: Cast fireball at the Autumn People.
TT: That's it where going back to D&D.
Dray: YOU ELVES WILL NEVER SNUFF THE FIRES OF REVOLUTION! FREEEEEEEDDDDOMMMMM!
TT: They chop off your 16th Ranter characters head.
Dray: I'll undo you all!