| Plotters of the Tolkien Continuum |
| A Protectors of the Plot Continuum spin-off, with Agents Twain and Jeanlily. |
| Agent Twain is a Goober You might call Agent Twain the "old cranky one." It wouldn't be exactly correct . . . she's certainly not old. Actually, she's a bit like those people who can be within about ten years of her actual age, and seldom tell their real one (which is never what you think it will be.) She is also extremely twisted, shocking Jeanlily more than once in the course of an assignment. (She needs far more than just bleach.) Twain is very serious and strict, thought not in a military manner, and actually has a nice side. If you find it, you're very lucky. She doesn't hold with "newbies" doing anything not strictly canon (even if you're technically allowed to) -- and yes, that includes taking chocolate into Rivendell! Actually, Twain doesn't even like chocolate . . . Agent Twain's "hobbies" (if you can call them that, and I wouldn't!) include profiling serial killers and playing with fire and poisons . She is an expert in the use of both -- as you wll soon find out if you are a Mary-sue and do anything to Frodo. Before joining the Department of Mary-sues, Twain worked in Crossovers, where she specialized in the Lord of the Rings, Animorphs, Harry Potter, Star Trek, the X-files, Forever Knight (she still has flash-back problems!) and the Discworld. If you get Agent Twain for a friend, you'll never need another. But if you have her as an enemy . . . well, let's just say you won't have to worry about that for much longer. You'll be dead. So 'Sues (and new partners) beware! |
| Agent Jeanlily is a Paperclip Skunk Jeanlily is definitely what you would call a newbie -- naive, but very studied of the famous Agents Jay and Acacia. She's by nature pretty cheerful, though getting up early and perverted characters will make her very cranky. She enjoys just being sligthly annoying, but has to be careful about not over-stepping her bounds, which she has done more than a few times. She likes Agent Twain . . . in a slightly scared sort of way, but doesn't understand how she doesn't like chocolate. Jeanlily's hobbies include playing with sharp objects and matches, along wtih trying out pretty much anything that could be remotely interesting (such as weaving, basketmaking, juggling, or yo-yo-ing). She also reads a lot and has a love for classical music. Her favourite characters include Sam, Gimli, and Beregond. Jeanlily is a newbie to the PPC, but has some experience in writing, though she has never published anything. Her favourite 'verses include Lord of the Rings. Pirates of the Carribbean, and Star Trek: Voyager. Jeanlily's natural inquisitiveness leads her to be a good PPC agent, but also one with a high insanity risk. Well, okay, she's already insane. It should be . . . interesting to watch her become more and more used to life as an agent. |
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| The story: Part 1: the Tenth Member of the Fellowship. Again. Part 2: ? |
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