Chain Letter Type 1
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     Make a wish!!!

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     No, really, go on and make one!!!

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     Oh please, they'll never go out with you!!!

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    Wish something else!!!

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     Not that, you pervert!!

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     Is your finger getting tired yet?

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     STOP!!!!

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     Wasn't that fun? :)

     Hope you made a great wish :)

     Now, to make you feel guilty, here's what I'll do. First of all, if you don't send this to 5096 people in
     the next 5 seconds, you will be raped by a mad goat and thrown off a high building into a pile of
     manure. It's true! Because, THIS letter isn't like all of those fake ones, THIS one is TRUE!! Really!!!
     Here's how it goes:
     *Send this to 1 person: One person will be pissed off at you for sending them a stupid chain letter.
     *Send this to 2-5 people: 2-5 people will be pissed off at you for sending them a stupid chain letter.
     *Send this to 5-10 people: 5-10 people will be pissed off at you for sending them a stupid chain
     letter, and may form a plot on your life.
     *Send this to 10-20 people: 10-20 people will be pissed off at you for sending them a stupid chain
     letter and will napalm your house. Thanks!!!! Good Luck!!!