ABOUT ME

Name: Andrew James Learmonth
Residence : Brisbane, Australia
Height: 186cm
Weight: 71kg
Abilities: none

You must be pretty bored if you came here. Either that or a pedophile staker looking for a new victim. Yeah, well, the above is a picture of me (on the right) and my mate Dean. No, we are not gay, that was taken at the after formal party, at about 3am, shortly before the police kicked us out of a backyard party. But the party went on until about 6am.

That was when I was still in high school, but I have graduated now, and am into the real world. All grownup you may say. Huh...doubt it.

After graduating from the educational hole known as high school, I am studying Information Technology at Queensland University of Technology. Yes, that means that when I graduate, I will be a quailfied nerd. But I will hopefully be earning more than you, so shut your god damn mouth!

Well......you might have already read that I am a checkout chick, but I hope to leave that job as soon as possible. Quite a boring, unmotivating job, and it pays crap!. My other ambition in life is to become a pilot. Yes, the type that flies planes, that one. I fly a Cessna 152 often, and on the 3rd of December 99, I did my first solo flight, which was amazing. Nowdays I do more advanced stuff like steep turns pulling 2 and a bit g's, stalls and spins. All can scare that crap out of you if you're not in the right frame of mind. Flying's good fun, especially when there is alot of wind and it is turbulent. One day, the door opened up, and I flew for a while until I could level out and close the door. That was pretty fun.

I own a car, a blue 1985 Ford Telstar. Not bad, but a Ferrari would be better!! Anyone who wants a drag race, just ask, you'll probably beat me!! However, I have a pretty kick ass stereo, I think anway. If you need a stereo put in your car, I suggest my mate Dean.

Apart from Uni and work and flying, I have my girlfriend Leanne, and my mates Dean and Grant. I try to go out with these people as much as possible, usually acting like an adult with the girlfriend, and acting like a hoon with the mates. You may have noticed the hoon side of me from the burnouts sections.

Ok, onto other things. My favourite sports are soccer and motor racing, Formula One in particular. Ferrari are my favourite team, with Rubens Barrichello and Michael Schumacher my favourite drivers. I used to play soccer, and my highlights from 5 years of goalkeeping are breaking my arm after saving a direct-penalty, numerous head clashes knocking me out, many broken fingers and bruised kidneys and ribs. Oh yeah, I scored a whole 2 goals in 10 years of soccer, but had an opportunity to make it 3 when I was offered a penalty shot (I was still goalkeeper) in my last game. I didn't take it and regret it to this day. My other 'career' highlight involves sitting on the bench the whole game in the my only grand final I'd ever been in. We won the grand final too!

Wow, your still here, listerning to my every word! Ok then, more you ask. I love music too, most kinds, but not rap or country shit. Black or red neck Americans singing do not appeal to me. Alternative, rock, heavy metal, pretty much anything with a good tune, and techno/dance is pretty good turned up loudly.

I've run out of things to say......so I might end it here. Thanks to everyone who has visited this site, tell all your friends (some of you probably don't have any) about this site, so I can get my jollies from a really high number of people on the counter. Make sure you all sign my guestbook. The cool people sign the guestbook. Finally, sorry to anyone who has been offended by this web page. But if you were, maybe you should get a life and a sense of humor. Laughter is part of life, and enjoy life.

Thanks all!

email me : a.learmonth@student.qut.edu.au (I reply to all fan letters)
ICQ me : 35435315

Me and my high school principal. The sucker didn't even know! I can't get the stupid look off my face though!

When I was a lead singer for "Banging Beaver". I'm second to the left, blue boxers and no tan.

What school was for, jumping around playing silly buggers.