More Jokes, Funnies, Humorous Stuff etc.
   
  Accidentally Sexually Explicit Lines from the Star Wars Trilogy
  Star Wars
 
  • Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell.
  • Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?
  • You've got something jammed in here real good.
  • Aren't you a little short for a Storm Trooper?
  • Sorry about the mess.
  • Look at the size of that thing
  Empire Strikes Back
 
  • I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me
  • There's an awful lot of moisture in here.
  • Possible, he came in through the south entrance.
  • Control, control! You must learn control!
  Return of the Jedi
 
  • You're a jittery little thing aren't you?
  • Grab me Chewie. I'm slipping, hold on. Grab it, almost...you almost got it. Gently now, all right, easy, easy, hold me, Chewie, Chewie!
  • Back door huh? Good idea.
   
  Terrible Jokes
  Q - What's ET short for?
  A - Because he's got little legs.
   
  Police arrested 2 children yesterday, one had been drinking battery acid and the other had been eating fireworks. The police charged one and let the other off.
   
  Latest scientific tests have proved that beer contains the female hormone Oestrogen. In tests, 100% of men who were given 10 pints of beer began talking crap, bacame emotional and couldn't drive.
   
  After drinking steadily for several hours, Bob notices through bloodshot eyes a figure sitting next to him. Feelign a little merry he turns to the figure and says "Do you want to hear a blonde joke?" The person next to him snorts and a female voice replies "Listen matey, I'm blonde, I weigh 175 pounds and I'm the British Womens Kick Boxing Champion. My blonde friend next to me weighs 190 pounds and she's the European Arm Wrestling Champion. My other friend at the end of the bar weighs 235 pounds and she's the Women's World Power Lifting Champion - she's also blonde. Now think about it, do you really, really, want to tell that blonde joke?" Bob thinks about this for a minute and says: "Not if I'm going to have to explain it three times."
   
 

Q - Every man has one. Some are longer than others. The Pope doesn't use his. A man gives his to his wife when they get married. What is it?
  A - A Surname.
   
  Q - What's round, hairy, brown and goes up and down?
  A - A coconut in a lift. (American translation - A coconut in an elevator.)
   
 

Q - What's pink and fluffy?
  A - Pink fluff.
   
  Q - What's blue and fluffy?
  A - Pink fluff holding it's breath.
   
  Q - What do a three-pronged plug and the England soccer team have in common?
  A - They're both useless in Europe.