1. No one is to be cut off. Ever.

2. Black is slimming and should be worn whenever possible.

3. Lead is always right.

4. HUD should be online at all times.

5. Names should reflect your mysterious nature, or love of the Dark Side (WhinyHappyJedi is not an appropriate name).

6. Lightsabers. If you don't have one, get one.

7. Spellcheck is optional.

8. Never taunt the 'fresher cleaner.

9. Nuprin and other "supplies" to be kept in full stock at all times.

10. No one talks about Fight Club!

11.End any transmission with a sufficiently menacing demand:

"Wipe them out. All of them."
"You are in command now, Captain Thunder."
"My pizza had better be here in thirty minutes...or else."

12. Show tunes; just don't. Not even in the shower.

13. Use only alkaline approved batteries in your lightsaber.

14. Your old name no longer has any meaning to you.

15. See rule 3. And rule 7 while you're at it.

As approved by council, Sith Squadron shall be implementing the following amendments to "The Rules":

16. The Olie Amendment: When a member of Sith Squadron states the obvious, someone must reply "No poodoo." But in Basic, not Huttese.

17. The Lord Helmet Amendment: The following quote is strongly recommended for your sig: "Evil will always triumph because good is dumb."-Spaceballs

18. The Thunder Blunder Amendment: If anyone should make a rhyme with the name Thunder, that individual must pay royalty fees to LordPilotThunder in the currency of Whyren's.

19. The BYOB Amendment: NJO is strictly a BYOB area. Sharing of Whyren's is permitted in chat areas, but at the discretion of the person sharing the Whyren's.

20. The THX Amendment: When two members of Sith Squadron say the same thing at the same time, protocol calls for them to say "Stereo!" When three or more members of Sith Squadron say the same thing at the same time, "THX" is the proper response.