"Good," states Red Hope. She holds the door open for Janelle. "Come on, Janelle." She grins.

The Aussie bard gives a pout but comes in. "This is the last time I try being the criminal. Crime just don't pay."

"What you talking about, mate?" asks the Queen. "We are so not criminals. Not even a wee bit."

"Then start proving it," counters Red Hope as she strolls over to her desk. She sits down and signals the chairs by the table across her hut.

The Kiwi and Aussie both grab chairs, pick them up, and settle them down near the bard.

"We are sweet and innocent Amazons," states the Queen proudly. "Janelle and I would never ever do anything illegal in the Place."

The bard raises an eyebrow. "Rrrright."

The Queen gives a hurt look. "I am pure as the Hestian Virgins."

Red Hope looks at Janelle.

The Aussie bard grins as she breaks up laughing hard with Red Hope.

The list owner slumps back in her seat, wipes away the tears of laughter, and settles down. She sighs and grins at the Queen. "I hear ya, Karena. You're a Hestian Virgin and I never write sex stories."

The Kiwi Queen huffs and folds her arms. "Well…" she trails off.

Red Hope chuckles and sits up in her seat. She notes Janelle has calmed down too. "Okay, let's be serious."

"Oooh whoopy," says Karena sarcastically.

The bard tilts her head and asks, "What were you two doing in the hut?" Her eyes flicker over to Janelle. "Other then kissing."

"Wooo, hold up." Janelle holds her hands up. "That was an accident, I swear."

The Kiwi leans towards the Aussie bard and elbows her lightly in the side. "Oh yeah, it really was an accident." She winks.

Janelle blushes profoundly. "Stop," she warns.

"Oh come on, you know it was no accident," taunts Karena as she leans towards the other woman.

The Aussie keeps turning redder. "Stop," she growls and leans away.

"Pucker up," jokes the Queen.

"Stay away," warns Janelle again. "That's it." She bounces up her feet, grabs her chair, and hastily moves to sit beside Red Hope. "Stay over there."

Queen Karena laughs and folds her arms. She sighs contently with the success of her teasing.

The bard turns her head to Janelle beside her. "So… it was an accident huh?"

"Yes!" yells Janelle before groaning.

"It was no accident," states the Queen. "Janelle cannot keep her hands off me," she states simply. "Red, you should see some of the-"

"Karena!" Janelle yells hotly but more out of being embarrassed so much.

Red Hope just clamps her jaw down as the amused look sweeps across her face. She nods and keeps her focusing on the Queen. "Keep going," she orders.

"Well… you see, Red." The Kiwi rests back in her seat and grins at knowing the list owner is playing along. "It was a hot and sticky day."

Janelle whimpers and slumps in her seat. "Why me?" she mutters.

"And so, I had been on the sparring field. You know, just…"

"Practicing," finished Red Hope. "Keep gone."

Queen Karena suddenly sits up. "Well, after I was done… all hot and sweaty from practicing so hard, I spotted Janelle. She was just standing there with this smoldering look." She sighs dramatically. "Janelle just came right up to me with a huge strut."

The Aussie leans forward and drops her head into her hands.

"And the next thing I know," goes on the Queen, "she just kisses me, full on the lips."

Red Hope's body shakes from the internal laughter. She takes a deep breath, waves a hand and says, "Go on."

"Oh whatever," mumbles Janelle through her hands.

"Pay her no mind, Karena." Red Hope crosses her ankles.

"Well as you can just imagine, this was in broad daylight," tells Karena as she leans towards the list owner. She then whispers, "There were other Amazons that saw."

"Like who?" whispers the bard.

"Like everybody and their grandAmazon," replies the Queen. "And all the members just gasped in shock. Phyl fainted faster than a southern bell and Michelle just screamed in horror."

"Was the Emp there too?" asks Red Hope since she knows the Empress wasn't colorful too.

"Oh yes." Karena shakes her head. "The Empress had caught Phyl when she fainted just like last night. And well, Cy was the smart ruler and told everybody to go to their huts… mind their own business. She then took Phyl to her hut." She sighs sadly. "I swear Red, I thought Michelle and Phyl were going to need therapy because it was so traumatizing."

The bard bit her lower lip and barely held back her laughter. "Continue," she just said.

"So, you know how Janelle is about… you know." Karena waves her hand in suggestion.

"This is such crock," grumbles Janelle as she sits up.

The list owner just ignores the Aussie. "You mean… sex?" she inquires quietly.

"Yesss." The Kiwi Queen shakes her head. "I swear, Red, I tried to stop her. With all of my might, I tried. But Janelle dragged me to her hut."

"Oh yeah, like if that happened you'd really be kickin' and screaming," taunts Janelle.

Karena shakes her head at Janelle. "You know I respect Red's rules. I wasn't about to break the sex rule."

"But?" queries Red Hope.

"The but… oh gods." Queen Karena shakes her head. "I am not sure I can even say it." She puts her hands against her chest and gasps.

"Its okay, Karena," comforts the list owner. She grins while patting Karena's knee.

The Kiwi sniffs and starts to choke up. "Well…" She breathes calmly. "That's when the onslaught started, Red."

"Oh this'll be real rich," mutters the Aussie bard.

"It was just one kiss after another and another and another…" Karena shakes her head. "I lost it, I couldn't fight it. I mean, you know how it is?"

Red Hope nods. "Its overwhelming."

"Yes!" Karena slumps back in her seat. "Janelle had me kissing her back. I just couldn't stop myself."

"Yeah I bet," grumbles Janelle with a smirk.

"But Red, here's the worst part." The Queen leans forward. "Come here," she whispers.

Red Hope bends forward still resisting to laugh.

"You know your Talk About stories?" utters the Queen.

The bard nods slowly.

"It was… it was beyond that." Karena gasps and fans herself with her hand. "I couldn't walk the next morning," she whispers.

"Oh gods!" Janelle shakes her head and sighs.

"Oh gods is right," agrees Red Hope. She peers up at Janelle. "I am going to band you from my Talk About stories."

The Aussie bard shoots a glare for the comment.

"Red?" The Queen softly lays her hand on the list owner's knee. "That's not all of it."

"There's more?" Red Hope's eyes widen as her focus goes back on the Queen. "What else?"

"Well…" Karena removes her hand. "After that, I couldn't control Janelle. Her eyes were constantly watching me and they are so wild and just seem to strip my leathers. Like she's visioning me in the nude all the time."

"Scary thought," mumbles Janelle under her breath.

The Kiwi rasps her breathing some and shakes her head. "Its so terrifying when you can't control your mate. And what's even worse is…" She leans closer to Red Hope. "She does it so well that I just… just can't escape it. Its like… its like Tea and her Starbucks coffee."

"Oh my," ushers the bard, "that is bad."

"You have no idea." Karena sits back in her chair and crosses her legs. "Every night, Red… for a month now. I couldn't take it after awhile that's why-"

"You went on vacation," cuts in Red Hope.

"Exactly." Karena chokes up again becoming emotional. "I needed a break. I've been just so… so confused."

Janelle rolls her eyes.

"I think I can piece the rest together," states the list owner. "Last night, Janelle came to your hut to see you. Didn't she?"

"Yes." Karena shakes her head. "What could I do? Scream? No, because I want it as much as Janelle but its just so much too." She sniffs a few times. "Its been such a hard battle, Red. I didn't know if I should talk to somebody or not." She holds her hand out to Janelle. "I mean, this Amazon is sex crazed, Red. She makes the Playboy bunnies look like a bunch of virgins. Its insane!"

"I'm so sorry, Karena." Red Hope pats her friend's knee a few times. "I know it must have been hard. And you're so brave to go through all of that… pleasure."

The Queen wipes at her eyes as if she's been crying. "Yes," she croaks. "I've never been pleased so much. Its just been so overwhelming. What does a sweet gal such as myself do with a sex driven Amazon?" She pats her own chest while sniffling. "Its just so much. Oh gods, I don't think I can handle another night of pleasure."

Janelle sighs dramatically and chuckles out how it all was stupid.

Red Hope takes Karena's hand and pats it in reassurance. "You're safe now. I am so glad you could come out with this, Karena. We'll just have to take Janelle off the viagra."

"What?" roars the Aussie bard. "I am not a man!" She laughs at the dramatics.

The bard peers up at Janelle. "I know you've snuck in women's viagra."

"What in Hades is women's viagra do? Keep her tits erected?" jokes the Aussie but suddenly blushes at her own words.

Red Hope and Karena glance at each other and suddenly fall out of their chairs laugh hysterically. They could not contain their laughter anymore.

The Queen curls up on the floor from her stomach aching so much. She keeps up her loud hysterics.

Janelle shakes her head and begins laughing as well and falls back in her seat.

The list owner groans from the tummy pains but slowly stops her laughter. She rolls on her back with a groan. "Oh gods, that was a riot."

"Just a wee bit," states Karena as she sits up.

Red Hope gets to her feet and flops down in her chair. "That was jus' great."

The Queen laughs softly and gets into her seat too. "Classic, jus' classic."

Janelle sighs and says, "Glad you, mates got a good laugh."

"Yeah, thanks, Janelle." The bard slaps the Aussie on the back hard. "That was great." She gives a smug look.

The Aussie bard coughs and nods. "Oh anytime."

"Okay, okay." Red Hope takes a deep breath. "Let's get back to the topic on hand. No more jokes," she sates while locking eyes on the Queen.

"I'll be good." Karena bats her eyes.

The bard nods and folds her arms. "What really happened last night?"

"Um, nottin' bad… I would say." The Kiwi Queen fumbles with her leather skirt a little.

Red Hope lifts an eyebrow and gazes at Janelle. "Janelle?"

"Well… like the Queen said, nothing bad happened."

"Okay, let me put it this way." Red Hope grins. "Was something bad going to happen?"

"No!" states Queen Karena loudly.

The list owner chuckles and smirks. "Spill it."

"Red?" whines the Queen.

"Yeah." Janelle looks at the bard. "Red?" she whines.

"Nope, no." Red Hope shakes her head. "Tell me or I'll boot you both out of the village and into the pit of horny men." She chuckles at knowing how much that'll make the two colorful Amazons talk.

Queen Karena shakes her seat at the imagery. "Blah."

"You wouldn’t?" whispers Janelle.

"Oh yes I would," counters Red Hope.

The Aussie bard falls down on her knees in front of the list owner. "Please! don't, I can't handle that. I am not like that for the gods' sakes." She laces her hands together and lifts them up. "Please, Red?"

"Tell me," replies the bard.

"Alright! Alright." Queen Karena takes a huge breath- trying to purge the mental image out. "I brought something back from my vacation that well…" She smiles sheepishly.

Janelle gets up into her seat. "Its not illegal," she claims quickly.

"Tell me what it is first and I'll tell you if its illegal."

"Well you see…" The Queen trails off and taps the tip of her boot against Red Hope's chair leg. "I… I-I bought this… this thingy that makes…" she trails off.

The list owner glances at Janelle with a questioning look.

Janelle sighs. "It makes forbidden beverages," she squeaks out.

"What?" yells Red Hope in a threatening tone.

The two Amazons cringe and close their eyes.

"I hate… no I loathe…" The bard jumps out of her seat. "I scorn forbidden beverages! Hence the reason why they are forbidden!" she practically screams and the scream leaves the hut.

Empress Cy's lifts her head and stops moving in the hut. She hears Red Hope's voice vibrate through the village. "Oh they are so dead." She snickers and goes back to preparing her hut for the slumber party.

"Wait, Red… you don't understand," says the Queen hastily. She gets up to her feet.

"What is there to understand?" yells the bard. "You brought forbidden beverage maker! The makers are as forbidden as the beverages!"

"Wait, wait," begs the Kiwi.

"It just doesn't make forbidden beverages," pipes in Janelle.

"What you mean it just doesn't make forbidden beverages?" inquires Red Hope hotly as her eyes lower to the Aussie.

"Red," says the Queen happily, "it can make unforbidden beverages too." She grasps the list owner's arms. "Its simply amazing. You just have to have the right things and you can make all sorts of things. Its amazing!"

"Yeah, Red." Janelle jumps up to her feet. "You can make all these fruit drinks that are just like forbidden beverages but without the forbiddeness in them."

The list owner narrows her eyes at the Queen. "Did you bring and forbiddeness to make the forbidden beverages?"

Queen Karena smiles and shakes her head. "Nope. I just bought all the stuff to make the unforidden drinks. I swear Red, you can search my hut."

The bard thinks and folds her arms. "So… you can make like… strawberry Margaritas?"

"Oh yes!" The Kiwi's eyes light up. "I can make aaanything! Mudslides, Sex on the Beach, pina coladas, Baywatch, daiquiris, orgasm… oh gods its wonderful!"

"We can even do Jello shots," goes on Janelle, "Long Island teas, Buttery Nipple, Kamakazie, A Day on the Beach, screwdriver, and even Screaming Orgasm… the list is endless!" She gasps happily.

"Yeah, I even got this huge thick scroll on all the drinks I can make," says Karena quickly. "Red, you've got to see this thing." She grabs the bard's arms and shakes her. "It’s the best thing ever."

Red Hope groans and shakes her head after getting all the information slammed at her at once. "Wooo, let me catch up." She laughs softly then clears her throat. "Well some of those drinks you cannot quite make unforbidden."

Janelle pouts at the Queen. "She's got point, mate."

The Queen shrugs. "Still a huge list of unforbidden drinks we can make? Its simply amazing!"

"Hold on." Red Hope raises at eyebrow at the Queen. "How do you make it go huh? Do you have batteries like my flashlight?"

"You have a flashlight?" asks Queen Karena suspiciously.

The list owner laughs and grins. "You need to get updated." She smirks before asking, "So how do you make it run?"

"Oh right!" The Kiwi grins and explains. "You see there's this thingy that soaks in the sun's light. The sun's light is turned into something called elec… electricity." She shakes her head. "Anyway, the sun's light is stored in this huge battery. So I can use it and reuse it. Its just glorious."

Red Hope laughs and grins. "Sounds like." Her grin goes more evil. "Is it in your hut?"

"Oh yeah." Karena's eyes start to twinkle. "Wanna go see it?"

"Yeah, come on, Red," urges Janelle. "I haven't even seen it yet."

"Hehehe, let's go check it out." The list owner rushes over to the door. "Let's go!"

The two Amazons laugh happily and race after their friend.

"Good job, Queen Karena," says Janelle.

The Queen winks at the Aussie bard. "Hook, line, and sinker."

The two Amazons give each other a high five while jogging over to the Queen's hut.

Red Hope goes into the Queen's clean hut. "Where is it?" she asks excitedly.

"Right over here." Karena notes that her hut door has been fixed. She briskly walks over to her closet and pulls out the forbidden beverage maker. She carries it over to her desk. "It’s a beauty." She steps back and admires the maker.

"Oooh, I can't wait." Janelle grins and steps closer to it.

"You know what this would be perfect for?" says the bard.

Queen Karena glimpses at her small friend. "What's that?"

Red Hope's eyes light up. "The slumber party tonight."

"Yes!" The Queen moves and gives her friend a giant hug. "Brilliant!" She swings the bard around and releases her after going in circle. "Unforbidden beverages at the slumber party!"

"This is gonna be a blast!" declares Janelle as she keeps checking the maker out.

"What's all the yelling about?" asks Tea as she strolls into the hut.

"Look!" The Aussie bard holds her hand out to the maker.

The Canadian nears with her eyes going to slits. "Is that a… forbidden beverage maker?"

"Yes, but it also makes unforbidden beverages," states the Queen proudly.

Tea smiles happily. "That's just perfect!" she starts yelling herself. "Ha! That's great!"

"What! is the screaming about?" roars the Empress as she enters the hut.

"Look, look." Janelle grabs the Empress's arm and drags her over to the table.

Cy gets a confuzed look for a moment but quickly realizes. "It’s a forbidden beverage maker."

"Oooh but it make unforbidden beverages too," replies the Aussie bard.

"We're going to use it at the slumber party tonight," declares the Queen.

The Empress turns to the Queen. "That would be perfect!" she yells happily. "This'll be the best slumber party ever!"

"Oh, Red." The Queen grabs her friend's arm and pulls her away from the other two Amazons. She notes other Amazons coming in and screaming happily over the new toy for the village. She chuckles before placing her focus on her small friend. "Janelle and I didn't really mean to kiss. She'd stumbled all over the place and I fell down on her. Just a wee bit before you and the others came storming in. It completely a mess."

Red Hope grins amusingly. "I kinda figured after a few but it was hard to swallow at first."

"Nothing to worry about." Karena grins.

"Good to hear." The bard is about to add more but suddenly is cut off.

"Holy shit!" cries out MomBard when she sees the maker. "It’s a goddamn forbidden beverage maker! That's bitchin!"

"Mom!" screams Red Hope across the hut.

MomBard whirls around with wide eyes.

"Don't cuss!" yells the list owner.

MomBard smiles impishly and bats her eyse. "Sorry, Red."

Red Hope groans and whispers, "What's this village coming to if mom is cussing." She sighs and joins the Amazons with the Queen.

"Let's get ready for the slumber party!" announces the Empress as she spots the sun sinking low in the west.

"Slumber party time!" roar the Amazons all at once happily.