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Ingrid Pan... I always thought I was the only one in the world. Truly unique... after all no one knew how to spell my name or how to pronounce it or whatnot. "Engrad Pam?" people ask. no. seriously it's Ingrid Pan. After running a search I found out that there was not only ONE other Ingrid Pan... there was TWO... and one of them was starring in German erotic comedies... and plays about wonderkids... and Hula-Hopp, Conny. This was a serious blow to me... after years of "specialness" I was one of THREE! hip hip wooping fucking hooray. The other Ingrid Pan was NOT starring German erotica but choosing to translate Cool Facts to put online. She also has a Ph.D. in comparative education from UCLA. So this leads me to think... are Ingrid Pan's destined for success? I know I could make it big as a German erotic comedy star, and actually the thought is even somewhat arousing... er... hmph. no no no... scratch that... let's start all over.
