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SSSS
Astronaut Biographies
Paul Kachelmeier
Astronaut |
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| The SSSS presents Astronaut of the
Month, Paul Kachelmeier. Flying around in space takes up a lot of a
person's time, so it's hard to believe that Paul Kachelmeier has much time
for anything else in his life. However, Paul has
made quite a name for himself in the SSSS (Super Secret Space
Society). NASA wants you to believe that there have been no recent
astronauts on the moon -- but we're here to put an end to that
theory. We offer proof positive that the SSSS has been able to put
another man on the moon, as recently as last week! This photograph,
dated just 9 days ago, was taken by one of our operatives, with one of our
super high-tech astro-digital cameras:
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Paul is also an avid explorer in space -- thanks to him,
we've discovered more about not only the moon, but Mars as well.
Paul led a research team of himself and SSSS Canine in Training, Skippy
the Wonder Pooch, to the surface of Mars. When NASA would not take
them on the Viking Missions, Paul took it upon himself to build his own
spacecraft, and launched himself and Skippy into space. What they
discovered has been unnerving to NASA and other skeptics: Paul
offers proof positive that not only is there life on Mars, but the fact
that they're are a much more advanced race than we've ever imagined: |
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| Therefore, it is with great pride
that the SSSS bestows the honor of SSSS Astronaut of the Month to Paul
Kachelmeier, World Renowned Astronaut, ESQ. |
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THANK YOU, PAUL, FOR YOUR
OUTSTANDING CONTRIBUTIONS TO THE SSSS! |