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Welcome to OUR Version of Snow White and the Seven Mooses. Once upon a time, in a land far far away, there lived a beautiful young girl known as Snow White. Her hair was black as an eagle's eye and she had lips redder than a rose. She was very popular and had many squirrel and badger friends. Her Mother was an evil monkee and her father was a kind, caring Pink Fish, however, he was currently in a meeting in the Indian Ocean. One day whilst picking Bananas for her mother, she spotted a gorgeous little cottage attached to a cheese growing factory. She also saw a lobster tank full of lobsters and llamas. So she walked across the green green grass to the incy wincy cottage. She knocked on the door, because she was a polite young lady and barged in. 'Well, what do we have here?!' she said In the tiny tiny room were seven mooses, all eating their tea of tomato sandwiches... 'What the hell is THAT!?' exclaimed Grumpy moose. 'Why! It's a llama!' cried Dopey moose excitedly grasping his trousers. 'Excuse me Sir.' said Snow White,' But I happen to be a girl in search of bananas for my monkee mum while my pink daddy's in a 'meeting' with his secretary discussing fish. 'Oh well, why don't we help you, girl? ACHOO!' said Sneezy moose. 'That's terribly kind of you. Where are the best banana fields? 'Well our hooker maid will know, let me just call her for you. JOELLE!!!!' bellowed Bashful moose. 'Whad'ya want na? I ain't cleanin up no more o' your sick a'wright luv!' Down the stairs came a a french hooker dressed as a Joelle in a maid's outfit. She was blonde (of course) and had a whip in her back pocket. 'Excuse me madam, but could you tell me where the banana fields are?' asked Snow White 'Well luv, the best bananas are in me room so I'll giva ya a couple o' them and you can be on your way before I give this lot a sponge bath awright?' 'Thanks ever so much' So Joelle and Snow White made their way to Joelle's room and 3 hours later, Snow White came down the stairs walking all funny... She was never the same again... |