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| ASk JOelLe.... |
| Why is an orange called and orange and an apple not a red? |
| Because then red would be apple and pear would be green, and than yellow and blue would make pear and we'd bleed apple blood, and I'd get hungry. |
| There will be more from the almight belle, when she regains her cleverness from that chicken at the bottom of the garden who stole it and is now able to swing on swings and do the exotic chicken dance. such a clever bird (the chicken not me!) |
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| If there is something you are dying to ask Joelle.....then..email her with it and she will publish it (oh er!) and answer it to the best of her ability!..dont say anything... |
| Have you seen my purple llama? |
| You mean the llama that came into my room last night?? We're engaged!! I didn't think it was possible for me to love again, after my affair with Joe Camel. But I'm sure now that this time it's forever!! We're planning on a large, formal church wedding. The first thing we're going to have to do is find a church that will marry a me to a Llama. After the wedding, we'll have a large, sit-down reception for both our families, with catered meals, pinkfish playing live, and for my new beloved's family -- plenty of grazing area. Our honeymoon plans are simple. A trip up the Andes will be most appropriate. And you can't imagine the advantages of having a husband who can carry me on his back! We don't want to start a family right away, as my husban would like to concentrate on his career at the petting zoo. But within a few years, the sound of little hooves will be heard throughout our happy household. I invite all of you to attend the wedding! |
| RECENT QUESTION: |
| Why do you have sex with only pink fish and not blue fish? -mr.blue fish |
| Difficult questions there mr.blue fish. Basically pink fish are better than blue. no offence there of course. |
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