poem

There was once a girl named joelle
And she once had this friend called My-chelle,
They went out to party,
Acted real smarty,
And ended up in 10 foot deep well!

oh ash,
has a bash,
when he trys to mash,
after smoking hash

oh vicky,
she is soo tricky,
she likes to get sticky,
so she can get licky-ed

oh jelly,
likes to fill her belly
with lots of jelly
while watching the telly

oh sam,
likes to eat ham,
whist listening to wham,
and stroking his pet lamb

oh jo,
she like snow,
and the teletubbie po,
she has a wonky toe,
but we all love her so.

oh dave,
he learnt to shave,
whilst riding a wave,
oh david do behave.

I've a good friend called Joelle
Whose coat has a funny smell
That can make you feel quite unwell
But she's such a lovely girl, is our Joelle
That no-one ever complains about the funny smell

Above my head, flying, is a midge,
It is laughing at me while I munch at a sandwich,
It is a chocolate spread one and it has got smeared,
All over my face and into my beard.

Sitting in a gutter, coming down from a high,
Is a very strange person who is a junkie,
But the absolute thing that puts him apart from the rest,
Is the weird fact that he is a monkey!

Hello.
I was just here but now I'm not,
I'm round the corner smoking pot.
Pot=Nice
Pot=Pot Noodle?

THERE ONCE WAS A GIRL CALLED JOELLE,
WHO WAS RUMOURED TO BE A BI-SEX-UAL,
I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S THE TRUTH BUT IT MAY BE A SPOOF TO COVER UP THE REAL....erm.....er....wot rhymes with bisexual?...........................
..I know....BELL!.....oh that doesn't make sense does it?....<ahem>