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Hello there Sox fans, and welcome back to “The Bleachers”. Our topic for this session is why Yankees fans are so stupid. Now by stupid, I mean not smart, unintelligent, no brain cells, "duh", morons, dense, least knowledgeable, and mainly just plan dumb! I have compiled a list, a short one at that, of the top three reasons why I believe Yankees fans are the dumbest fans in baseball.
Number 3:
The number three reason why Yankee's fans are the dumbest fans in baseball is because they named their stadium after the team. It’s not like Fenway Park for the Red Sox, or Wrigley Field for the Cubs, or Jacobs Field for the Indians. It’s Yankee Stadium for the Yankees. Now this just shows how dumb the fans are, because if they used an original name, and not Yankee Stadium, the fans would have no clue who there, or what sport for that matter. No one would ever be at a game because no one would know where the Yankees played because there are so many stadiums in New York.
Number 2:
The number two reason why the Yankee's fans are the dumbest is because they do not know who is who on the team. During last years post season some of you may remember how the Yankee fans would chant a players name over and over before the game began until that player waved at them. Why do you think they did this? Because they didn't know which player was which. They had to chant the player names until that player waved so they would know who he was and where he was playing.
Number 1:
And the number one reason why Yankee fans are the dumbest fans in baseball is…
They're Yankee fans!
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