More Jokes
Saxophone Jokes
Q. Why are saxophone players responsible in relationships?
A: They practice safe sax.
*** submitted by Vanessa Williams, Lehigh University
Q. If you throw an alto sax and a tenor sax off the roof at the same time, which hits the ground first?
A. Who cares!
Trumpet Jokes
Q: How were trumpet players chosen in the first place?
A: The band directors thought putting something in front of their mouth would shut them up. (Guess they were mistaken!)
*** submitted by Joel Barton, Gregory-Portland High, TX.
Q: How do you tell off a trumpet player?
A: "Buzz off."
Back to main page
This page has been visited 
times since 11/17/97
Jonell Lindholm
Reisterstown, MD
jlindhol@bcpl.net
Revised 11/24/00