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13/10/2000 - SHOCK! After three short months, Baz has annouced he is to leave the band. He claims it's due to another offer, but the rest of the band claim it was due to a personality clash. They found out the news on their own message board - go and see it now.

-The band have released details of the new album! It's probable title is "Cloud Cuckoo Land", named after a moment from RK's past life as a student. Andy describes it as "The first chance for the general public to experience us. I hope that this album gives people the chance to hear what music can be, and should be like; emotional, meaningful, and sung and played with the same passion felt when it was being written".  Pestilence sums it up as being "Brutal. Totally fucking brutal".

13/6/2000 - After a mulitude of disagreements with Andy, RK and Tommy leave the band under a dark cloud of hatred. Andy was quoted as saying "they were bad for the image of the band, and I felt the band could not grow musically when two of the members were neither talented or interested in what direction the band took. RK especially held back the band, and his perchant for the young female fans concerned me and Pestilence."

30/6/2000 - The band have finally had to admit defeat, and the release date of the album has been put back by several months. After the changes in personnel that took place earlier in the month, progress has slowed dramatically as the material already recorded has been scrapped, and Andy has started re-writing much of the music. He says "I didn't really want to do this, but now I believe the only way forward is backwards."

4/7/2000 - In yet another cruel twist of fate, all plans for the group's first tour have been called off, and they are concentrating solely on the album. Pestilence says "We hate to disappoint the fans, but Andy feels that we shouldn't interrupt the recording process, and for once I agree with him."

13/9/2000 - The band played their first gig in two and a half months. The general consensus was that they sounded good, and the new material they previewed at the gig also went down well.

15/9/2000 - Not really about the band, but rather one of the original members. Ross Killick, the ex-drummer of REjuvinate, failed his driving test again. Clearly preferring to use leg power, he tried to deny his failure, and instead blamed it on "chocker-block" roads, saying the test was cancelled. Yeah, of course it was. This may seem like an odd thing to put in the news section, but we thought it was pretty damn funny.

27/9/2000 - After a small accident with a plank of wood and a window (see the guestbook for the full story), it appears that Baz's membership of the band could be short lived. Not due to him being thrown out, but because it's hard to play the drums when you're dead.

28/9/2000 - As the band's feud with ex-drummer Ross Killick continues, it appears that the fattest man with the slowest hands grassed up our current drummer Baz, in an abismal attempt to slime his way back into the band. Nice try, but no cigar!

3/10/2000 - Sorry, but Baz has convinced me to change the previous bit about the plank of wood. It appears, after much discussion, that it was actually resident DJ Ca$h that threw the plank out of thw window, not Baz. However, it has now all been cleared up, and we still have four members with all their limbs in perfect working order. Hopefully now the band can get back to recording their album, which at present is, in Andy's words, "more or less started". The release date will be posted ASAP.

5/10/2000 - Andy, the band's enigmatic frontman, has yet again manged to successfully prove his manhood by not getting seven shades of shite kicked out of him. Well done that man!