Don't miss your chance to own the future
the millenium for a million! - a bargain
or buy yourself a time-share on the year 2000.
for sale - prime site time
-"but why buy time?", i hear you ask.
you may not know it now but the future is the last frontier of real estate investment.
-"i'm interested, Tell me more"
there is literally a whole calendar of dates to buy, if you are a small investor you can start by buying the minimum investment of two days or buy a whole week, the larger investor can invest in anything from a month or a year or even an entire century!!!
-"fascinating! but how do i get a return on my money?"
it couldn't be more simple. if you own a year or part of year then everyone alive during that year will have to pay you rent!!!.
you can increase the return on your investment tenfold by simply buying a whole decade, and if you take up our offer before the end of july you can buy two decades for the price of one and still pay nothing till next january! now that's what i call A bargain!!
alternatively for the speculative investor There is the opportunity to make untold returns if you should choose from our wide range of epochs and eras on offer! or buy infinity and pay for it on the never never!
-"but what if i die before i can collect on my investment?"
this is an investnent in the future, your future, and that means your family's future. You can sign your investment over to your children to inherit after you are gone. completely tax free!!!
-"i'm sold, where do i sign?"
to receive your free date catalogue send an s.a.e. to the address below.
it is our duty to inform you that other people may be bidding for the same day and all sales of days are made to the highest bidder so return your catalogue with your bid immediately.
remember a delay in returning your investment calendar, even by one day, is revenue lost and irrevocably reduces the earning potential of the future!
don't delay, buy tomorrow today!
send s.a.e.to 'own the future today' offer,
thee data base, p.o.box 1238 glasgow g12 8ab.
coming soon , your chance to 'own the past'!
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