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1.  Q: "Do the Amish use guns?"

     A: Yes, the Amish commonly own and use guns.  Of course, they are only used for hunting wild game.  
          An Amish family that has a gun in their house will not even use it in self defence.


2.  Q: "Are there any Amish clowns?"

     A:   #@%& NO!


3.  Q: "Are there any black Amish people anywhere in the world?"

     A: First of all, the only Amish people in the world are in The U.S. and Canada.  (Mennonites, however, live all over the globe.)  
          The Amish movement started in the 1500's in Switzerland (white people).  They were pushed to various parts of western Europe (more whities), and then immigrated to America (Cracker-Land).


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