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Dani P. - 12/07/00 17:27:33
My Email:Anna@themoon.net
Favorite Amish tool/appliance: hammer?

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I'm a student in high school and am doing a project on the Amish. Could you send me some pictures or infomation more in depth then on the internet?thank you. Dani P.

Bill munro - 12/04/00 00:13:31
My Email:land@landrights.com

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I have found away to grow plants that bugs do not like. I would like to share it with you.

Felipe - 11/30/00 20:18:59
My Email:felipe.sanchez@vignette.com
Favorite Amish tool/appliance: hoe

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i am very interested in the amish ways. all of my friends make fun of me and i just want to have your beliefs and ways in my life. please contact me ASAP and guide me through this difficult world!

gullett twins - 11/23/00 18:10:01
My Email:gullett6@bellsouth.net
Favorite Amish tool/appliance: corn cob

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killer site dude. just needs more amish celeb nudes to be my favorite!

Kat - 11/17/00 10:23:43
My Email:Kat_zues@hotmail.com
Favorite Amish tool/appliance: none

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Hi, I would love to know more about the amish community. Do you have any communities here in England - I would love to know! Email me soon with information.

Lill - 11/13/00 16:23:03
My Email:lemon140@hotmail.com

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Hello! I would like to get contact with some Amish people. If you are interested, please email me!

Heidi - 11/13/00 16:19:07
My Email:heidi_h_gard@hotmail.com

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Are there any people who can give me their opinion about the Amish people? Please email me!

hth - 11/11/00 00:03:26
Favorite Amish tool/appliance: manure spreader

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What about the Amish Supercomputer Center near Intercourse, Pa.? This pnumatic computer is the size of a barn. Behind it is a huge boiler for the steam engine that drives the compressor. The local Amish use it as an 8-digit calculator. It's so popular it runs 24/7!

chara - 11/09/00 23:24:21

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your page was very imformative. thank you very much for helping me with my paper on the amish.

- 11/09/00 03:08:05
My Email:als3127@hotmail.com
Favorite Amish tool/appliance: ??

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I am doing a paper in my english class about the amish I would apreciate any additonal information you can give me. Cool Site

Quinn - 11/02/00 04:34:25
Favorite Amish tool/appliance: Vibrator!!!!

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You know those women use it... they have to with their men always out in the feild.

KIMBERLY - 10/29/00 20:21:12
My Email:dweezil_02@hotmail.com
Favorite Amish tool/appliance: amish dolls

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I would love to learn all that I can about the amish way of live and this is a very great website.

you know me david - 10/18/00 22:33:37
My Email:candy_kincade@hotmail.com

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David all i have to say is that you are full of it and i hope that wasn't you with your pants down!!! Amanda Kinacde

Elayne - 10/18/00 15:01:07
My Email:elaynec@hotmail.com

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What do you guys think of the computer? (How does it rate on your evilness scale?) P.S. I do not think God likes people to throw darts at pictures.

Cristia - 10/15/00 02:42:34
My Email:doctor_forever

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I have researched the Amish people a lot and I like their way of lifestyle. I have a lot of respect for them. I think that this site is rude and makes them sound stupid, which in fact, they are not. You should have more information on the Amish instead of all that humor, which was the worst part of the site.

Tiwaking! - 10/10/00 22:50:58
My Email:tpene@hotmail.com
Favorite Amish tool/appliance: Amish Laptop

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Great site. Looks of good information and damn funny too!

Val - 10/09/00 19:07:37

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Hey everyone this site is awesome! Im really interested in the Amish and there way of life! I'm 13 years old and im doing a really big project i think you guys should put more on Family and work and put stuff on the diffrences between men and women

Super Sam - 09/21/00 13:26:28

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Great web site !!!!

josie - 09/18/00 09:33:08

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These pages need more information about the amish way of life for people who are doing school projects- make the site more interesting, because they are really boring!

Vera - 09/11/00 01:19:37
My Email:meteorlogy@hotmail.com
Favorite Amish tool/appliance: None

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Hi! I am a 12 year-old Amish girl who secretly owns a laptop and I have a long phone cord to use the web, and a very long extension cord to use plug power instead of battery power. PLEASE e-mail me, I would love to talk to you English people. I really mean it! Vera

EADFADFASD - 09/08/00 09:14:53
My Email:DFFDSFAD@DFGFD:DE
Favorite Amish tool/appliance: FDFDFDSF

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MOINSEN!!!LEUDDE!!!NUR WEGEN EUCH MÜSSEN WIR DIESE SCHEI?E MACHEN!!!!!!!!!!! BIS DENNE; DIE SCHWEINE AUS DEUTSCHLAND!!!

1. offizieller Walter Fanclub - 09/08/00 09:14:16

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We find you very good

Grayg - 09/07/00 19:36:23
My Email:gng@redleafinc.com

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Hey! Big fan of your site for many months now. Stumbled accross this page. Thought you might enjoy. http://home.earthlink.net/~elviselmo/amish.html Enjoy!

rach - 09/05/00 03:29:19
My Email:rachilisauce@yahoo.com
Favorite Amish tool/appliance: WHIP

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wow, the amish amaze me, i would love to whip my children too. can u please send me info on how to become amish, oh, the only thing is, do i have to get rid of all my tube tops and short shorts? thanks for your time...

Karen - 09/03/00 19:19:18
My Email:fuzzy@tds.net
Favorite Amish tool/appliance: any

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Just love to read about the amish

- 08/30/00 02:25:17

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I was amish until 5 yrs. ago. You people need to find the truth about amish and their way of life if you want true info. on them for reports,etc.As for humor ...Be CLEAN people, we will be accountable for all our actions. In the end GOD will be the judge! Be honest and clean!

Kavinda - 08/09/00 22:35:45
My URL:www.kavinda.com
My Email:kavinda@mail.utexas.edu
Favorite Amish tool/appliance: tha hoe

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Very well put togather. Stoner music will suit your background music better though. Cheers.

Joe - 08/08/00 22:13:55
My URL:http://blastoise.20m.com
My Email:junkaru@aol.com
Favorite Amish tool/appliance: laptop

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This is the weirdest site I've ever seen.

Franchie - 08/07/00 02:37:14
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/jon_exel99
My Email:galateaterrier@cs.com
Favorite Amish tool/appliance: the amish laptop

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real cool site, nothin like it. amish people rules! haha! they make the country more interesting...

old goat - 07/25/00 22:53:57
My Email:dstep@hotmail.com
Favorite Amish tool/appliance: baked goods

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Your Pennsylvania Dutch Recipies link is no longer there. I miss it. This is a good site and mostly in good taste. I just got back from a visit to Iowa and observed some Mennonite homes and people there. This site adds some humor to an interesting and ded cated group of people.

- 07/20/00 19:30:48

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sad! You can't just join the Amish community! You have to be born into it. I am from Newburg/Shippensburg, Pa. Sad

goriders - 07/19/00 02:33:09
My Email:dooner.terry2ic.gc.ca

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I attended a Mennonite College in Waterloo. Wonderful people. The older I get the more I respect their values. Keep up the good work.

GypsyWolf Czarnecki - 06/27/00 17:32:40
My Email:gypsywolf@ameritech.net
Favorite Amish tool/appliance: The whole site!!!

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This is a great site. Please continue to keep adding new & interesting links & items!! I really enjoy your page. I think its so funny! :)

doofkatze - 06/22/00 11:46:29

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It is wonderful here. I will come again one day.

Wild Bill - 06/15/00 00:04:46
My Email:billmclean@cwcom.net
Favorite Amish tool/appliance: Straw Hat

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I am retired physics teacher. I am amazed how you can do without electricity.

meri - 06/07/00 11:57:09
My URL:http://no
My Email:blerta_1999@yahoo.com

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Hi I really enjoyed visited your page. Well done. The only thing that I want to ask you is can you give more information about peole, lifestyle and more for Amish people. Could you contact me on my email please. I need to do assigment soon abuot Amish people. I am Engish from U.K. Thank you.

Tina - 05/27/00 10:42:38
My Email:MrtVlkmnn@aol.com

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Hi, I am from Germany and I like this homepage. It is very informativ and after you have read this, you understand better their way of life.

Miller; Walnut Creek, OH - 05/27/00 02:52:13
My Email:realwoman4@yahoo.com
Favorite Amish tool/appliance: Buggywhip

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I was Amish until I was 5yrs. old! My husband was Amish until about 3 yrs. ago! I live in the largest Amish community in the world, I have MANY relatives that are still Amish! TO EVERYONE OUT THERE LOOKING FOR INFO ON THE AMISH, come visit Holmes Count , OH! Although a few things on your site did tickle my funnybone, I was also offended by quite a few things! I FEEL SORRY FOR ALL THE PEOPLE THAT THINK THEY HAVE FOUND A GOLDMINE IN THIS WEBSITE! THIS IS NOTHING MORE THAN A MOCKERY OF THE AMISH WAY OF IFE!

MoXie - 05/23/00 00:11:23
Favorite Amish tool/appliance: Horsies

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im from australia and yeah this site is vewy good i liked it :)

Dickroy - 05/21/00 17:14:36
My URL:http://docfell.tripod.com
My Email:drfell@excite.com
Favorite Amish tool/appliance: haymaker

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There's a nest of amish in Oklahoma. They seldom make trouble but we know any day they could rise up and unleash a deadly force, such as a hundred ninjas armed with lasers on their heads or something...

suburban chick - 05/12/00 18:51:56
Favorite Amish tool/appliance: big knives

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Stupid electricity. How can I be Amish too?

mouse - 05/12/00 18:48:25
Favorite Amish tool/appliance: cows with phones

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you people rock! give us more info on your web site...including drug & sex scandals

mikey - 05/05/00 21:17:48
My Email:sheamm_99@yahoo.com
Favorite Amish tool/appliance: one horse plow

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if you know anyone who would like a extra hand around the farm in lancaster pen because that is my last name please call me or email me my phone is 1-573-481-0667 i live in missouri and like to becaome an amish person. please give me a call or email me i eally would like to become an amish person. thank you mike

fortunatelytheyconverted - 04/29/00 17:19:27
My Email:wolfsonghollow@multimania.com
Favorite Amish tool/appliance: zee axe!!!!!!

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as a direct lineal descendant of 'Christian Fischer-Lancaster County, PA'....I LOVE IT!!!!!! so happy to be an 'outsider'......moi

Gomer - 04/26/00 15:58:45
My URL:http://www.hertz.com
My Email:gomer@hertz.com
Favorite Amish tool/appliance: Sponge

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Bearded Bob - 04/19/00 20:08:50
My Email:cousinsfamily@prodigy.net
Favorite Amish tool/appliance: Mallet

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What a great site! As a Yoder descendant from Pennsylvania I found the site extremely entertaining. I laughed my straw hat off!

Brian - 04/19/00 03:21:46
My Email:redpipes22@yahoo.com
Favorite Amish tool/appliance: Chisel

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I think the Amish have an intriguing culture and a great sense of brotherhood.

Ron - 04/16/00 01:48:47
My Email:rrwci@uno.edu
Favorite Amish tool/appliance: I dunno

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I will visit Indianapolis soon -- hope to visit Amish country. Any suggestions on how I can arrange this? I will be in Indianapolis April 30 - May 5. Ron

jess - 04/15/00 23:55:58
My Email:jaybru717@yahoo.com
Favorite Amish tool/appliance: the buggie

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I found the humor page very funny. This site as gave me very useful information for my report, so thanks and keep up the good work.

Wally Fredrickson - 04/12/00 12:33:44
My URL:www.oocities.org/hottie.html
My Email:hottiehunk9874848@email.com
Favorite Amish tool/appliance: jokes

Comments:
nice

Vanilla Ice - 04/07/00 19:20:58
My URL:http://ihavecarnalknowledgeofamishpeople.com
My Email:amishbanger@yahoo.com
Favorite Amish tool/appliance: My trusty AXE

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I love traffic lights.....and goats are fun in bed

Doug - 04/06/00 01:28:18
My URL:http://www.amishtourist.com
My Email:Sales@Amishtourist.com
Favorite Amish tool/appliance: Tobacco Spear

Comments:
Great site! How about a link?

Renegade - 04/03/00 16:55:53
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/amishgimp/Renegade/renegade.html
My Email:fuzzy_lego@hotmail.com
Favorite Amish tool/appliance: ax

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You people rule!!! Down with electricity! DOWN I say.